Paris Hilton was looking pretty lovely as she arrived to dinner with her parents Kathy and Rick Hilton at Mr. Chow in Beverly Hills this week. Doug Reinhardt, Paris’ main squeeze was missing from the evenings events, could there be trouble in paradise? Check out some more photos of the Hiltons below.
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Out & About With Miss Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton was caught by Starzlife out and about in Los Angeles yesterday. Although she’s not packing bazookas, we really think it’s time the lady shelved the hooker heels, and got a bra. Gravity will get even the thinnest most perfect Hotel Heiresses! Click here to follow Starzlife on twitter! Click below for all the […]
Cops Catch Paris
Paris Hilton got a ticket for driving while talking on her cell phone yesterday around the corner from the Starzlife offices – we watched it happen. It was a quick stop. It would have been a photographer frenzy a couple years ago, but Paris’s paparazzi popularity have waned considerably as Kim Kardashian supplants her. Did […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Paris Hilton’s Shack Attack
It’s Paris Hilton getting her cell phone fixed at Radio Shack! I love it! I can’t even believe she knows what Radio Shack is. Maybe she buys her diodes there.
Paris Hilton Added to Oxford Dictionary of Quotations; In Related News Oxford Dictionary Of Quotations No Longer Reputable
Paris Hilton will stand in the same category as Mark Twain, Thomas Jefferson, and Confucius when she enters the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations‘ newest edition. What gem spewed forth from her lipsticked mouth that was deemed worthy of preserving for future generations in a compendium of notable thoughts? “Dress cute wherever you go, life is […]
A Paris Hilton/Porn Story Where Paris Isn’t Doing the Porn
Paris Hilton has a reality show on MTV titled Paris Hilton’s My New BFF. You might think “BFF” stands for “Bentley Father Financed,” but it’s “Best Friend Forever,” although in this case “Baby Female Fondler” would be closer to the mark – some moron is going to spend five years in the clink for including child […]
You Can’t Sue Paris Hilton For Evading Publicity and Win
You go, girl – Paris Hilton won’t have to cough up $8.3 million dollars to the producers of her star vehicle Pledge This!, who allege that the flick’s anemic box-office performance is the result of lackluster promotion on Paris’s part. Oh, you shady, litigious, scummy schlockmeisters – do you sincerely believe paltry publicity is the […]
P&D Back On!
Through some twitter detective work, it’s been revealed that Paris Hilton and Doug Reinhardt are indeed back on! The couple split this spring after a short relationship ended with jealousy over this and that. In the past Paris has said she’d marry Doug and Doug has said he’d ride her coat tale for fame and […]
Tanning Beds “As Deadly As Arsenic”; Paris Goes Into Hiding
This news just in, bitches: Tanning beds are as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas. A new study reveals that indoor tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are “probable carcinogens.” Medical journal Lancet Oncology published the hot mess news flash on Wednesday, and issued this shocker: The risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when […]
Paris, Not France Reveals Paris Hilton To Be A Self-Absorbed Socialite with Lots of Money (SHOCKING!)
Paris Hilton‘s documentary, called Paris, Not France, aired last night on MTV. The documentary was billed as an exclusive look into the side of Paris that few see. It was supposed to break down a lot of the false conclusions we the commoners have about Ms. Hilton. Not so much. She revealed that her baby […]
