Barack Obama was recently named “The World’s Most Stylish Man” by a new poll started by shirt makers Thomas Pink, beating out Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Will Smith, and George Clooney. How accurate can this poll be though? Barack Obama wears a suit every day. Blue or black. A uniform basically. Probably picked out by […]
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Obama Would Hurt a Fly
During a meeting at the White House yesterday that was being videotaped, a pesky fly was buzzing around the President, naturally, just like the rest of us, he whacked it down with a piece of paper. You could hear Mr. Obama then say “I got the sucker.” Of course PeTA had something to say about […]
Fox Chooses Seacrest Over Obama.
What do you make of this!?! Barack Obama will be addressing the nation this Wednesday night to give his 100 day update, and usually that means all of your favorite television programming gets pushed aside. Well the number one show in America isn’t going to stand for this! Fox has deferred the offer to air […]
Obama Movie Coming Soon.
Sony Pictures will be releasing a film about Barack Obama to theaters sometime in the near future. Tho this one will be a documentary. Sony aquired the rights to the HBO documentary, which is titled ‘By the People: The Election of Barack Obama,’ and will distribute it to theaters around the country. The film was […]
Kumar Goes from White Castle to White House.
Harold and Kumar actor Kal Penn has been hired by Barack Obama’s administration. The actor, who’s famous for his on screen debauchary in the two H&K movies will be the liaison between The White House and Hollywood. His job will be to connect Obama to the Asian-American and Pacific Islander minorities, as well as the […]
No Special Treatment for Obama Girls from Miley Cyrus.
The White House theater is known to get movies a little earlier for private screenings from the first family. But such wont be the case for Barack Obamas young daughters and the Hannah Montana movie. According to Miley Cyrus, the Obama girls have requested a copy of the movie, but they won’t be using their […]
Just a Reminder…
Barack Obama will be runing your Tuesday night television line-up once again as he’s got some sort of speech airing on the networks tonight. No worries though, American Idol will be back tomorrow night live with singing and on Thursday for results.
Jonas Brothers Suck Up to President.
The Jonas Brothers have formally given the daughter of President Barack Obama a lifetime pass to attend their concerts. What the Jomos don’t realize, is that these girls are the daughter of the President. They can go wherever they want, whenever they want, without invitation or notice. Sasha and Malia Obama will be over the […]
Palin Slams Obama’s Special Olympics Joke.
Barack Obama immediately apologized to the Special Olympics after comparing his bowling skills to that of their athletes when he appeared on Leno the other night, but a certain someone with her eye on the 2012 prize isn’t letting him off the hook that easily. Sarah Palin has spoke out regarding the slipped comment, the […]
Obama Talks Bowling on Tonight Show.
Barack Obama was on Jay Leno last night to talk to the Tonight Shot host about the current economic crisis, mainly AIG. BO tried cracking a joke about his high bowling score being 129 comparing it to “the Special Olympics.” Everyone in America then made this face…. The good news is, Jay has funnyman Seth […]
