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Dear God, Please Let There Be a Brandon Lee-Type Stunt Misfire When Al Shapton Hosts WWE Monday Night Raw

World Wrestling Entertaintment has become an important marketing tool in addition to a fake sport. Monday Night Raw is now hosted by a new celeb almost every week and some big  names have been announced as upcoming hosts, including highlander Bob Barker, Access Hollywood co-host Nancy O’Dell, boxer Floyd Mayweather, and career extortionist Al Sharpton. Guess […]

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Brad Pitt Gets Down With Bill Maher

Brad Pitt promoted his new movie Quentin Tarantino flick, ‘Inglorious Basterds‘ with a recent stop on the Bill Maher show. Brad barely talked about the movie; instead, he rapped about his work in New Orleans, gay marriage, a religious-free state, and educated Bill Maher on the aesthetics behind architecture. In turn, Bill Maher congratulated Pitt […]

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Smackdown on El Presidente?

There was a time when the only thing news worthy were about Sarah Palin. Then Barack Obama won the election and she was essentially banished off to Alaska. Well now that Barry has been in office for a solid eight months, It’s time for the runners up to let him know how he’s doing. Sarah […]

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Clinton Gets Pardon for Two Jailed American Journalists

Leave it to American citizen Bill Clinton to jet off to North Korea to clean up a mess that old Barry O hasn’t been able to clean up yet. Super Bill met with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il this morning and jailed American journalists to discuss their freedom.  Laura Ling and Euna Lee have […]

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Barack Obama turns 48 today! He should totally milk the “it’s my birthday!” thing during the day. Congress doesn’t want to pass his healthcare bill-  he should go to the Senate floor and yell, “but it’s my biiiiiiiiirthday!” and people roll their eyes but do it anyway. You know who else has a birthday today? […]

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Bill Maher on Michael Jackson: “The Most Famous White Lady To Die Since Princess Diana”

Funny man Bill Maher went where few comics in America have gone recently: Michael Jackson jokes. Jackson, says Bill, was: “The most famous white lady to die since Princess Diana.” The talk show host delivered a hilarious speech that compared the lost promise of Michael Jackson with America. Get ready for this: Says Bill: “Why […]

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Obama Throws a Baseball at Dominican Immigrant

Continuing a tradition going back to 1910, President Obama threw out the first pitch at a St. Louis Cardinals game yesterday. Obama pitched the ball to Cardinals hitter, Albert Pujols, who had to do some manuevering to catch it. Let’s just say Obama shouldn’t quit his day job. Check out the video after the jump

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What Will Michelle Think?

This story is too good not to share! HA!

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Arnold’s Jet Makes Emergency Landing!

A jet carrying California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was forced to make an emergency landing yesterday afternoon after the cock pit filled up with smoke. Just 10 minutes after the plane left Santa Monica it was forced to make an emergency landing at Van Nuys airport, nobody was hurt during the incident. A spokesperson for Arnold […]

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Speaking of Obama…

Barack Obama was recently named “The World’s Most Stylish Man” by a new poll started by shirt makers Thomas Pink, beating out Brad Pitt, David Beckham, Will Smith, and George Clooney. How accurate can this poll be though? Barack Obama wears a suit every day.  Blue or black.  A uniform basically.  Probably picked out by […]

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