That headline kind of works as a pun on “get to da choppa” if you pretend that “shoppa” is another word for store, which I think it might be in England. Our noble Governator went shopping in Beverly Hills recently, because why the hell not. The state’s beyond repair. I’d be out shopping, too.
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RuPaul Honored in Black History Month Parade
See?! This is a perfect example of why I don’t think we should have a Black History Month to begin with! If you ever say, “Black History Month? When’s White History Month?” you are guaranteed to be answered with, “EVERY MONTH is White History Month.” Well, if that’s true, let’s actually start calling them that. […]
Matt Damon ‘Let Down’ By President Obama So Far
Seems to be a pretty frequent trend these days! President Obama is slowly losing his celebs supporters. After a campaign that promised so much and has done so little, actor Matt Damon has revealed that he’s a little disappointed in President Obama’s performance so far. Though he does point out that you can’t expect one […]
The Catholic Church Confuses Columbia Pictures with Nietzsche
The Catholic Church’s lawyer, who is probably Jewish like their lord, wants Columbia Pictures to cough up some green for killing Christ on camera in their end-0f-times effects flick 2012: Brazil’s Catholic Church is suing Hollywood for using unauthorized images of Rio’s famous giant Christ statue in its disaster movie blockbuster “2012,” a lawyer involved […]
Dick Cheney “Feeling Good” Following 5th Heart Attack
Former Vice President Dick Cheney is said to be “feeling good” after suffering from his fifth heart attack yesterday in Washington. He was taken to the hospital at George Washington University on Monday after complaining of chest pains. Test results revealed that the former #2 suffered from a mild heart attack. DC is recovering today […]
LOL @ NBC Serving Fried Chicken and Collard Greens in Honor of Black History Month
This amazes me. I don’t think there’s anything offensive about it, because black folk do indeed love fried chicken, JUST LIKE EVERYONE – I REFUSE TO LET THIS GO, FRIED CHICKEN TASTES GOOD, but I can’t believe a giant corporation would have the guts to put this up. Is it a prank? If so, I […]
STARZLIFE PICS: The Governator Goes to Lunch
Don’t even try to run up on Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and steal his wallet. CHAIN WALLET, BITCHES! Fall back. And as you do, peep the US flag ID bracelet homeboy is sporting. It’s like, “What’s my name? Stars and bars, MFer.” Starzlife was there.
That’s Senator Jessica Alba to You
Jessica Alba revealed to the recent issue of Shape Magazine that if she wasn’t a famous Hollywood actress, she’d love to have been a politician. She says; “I used to think being a marine biologist would be the best thing ever, but now that I’ve grown up and seen things in the world, I think […]
STARZLIFE @ House of Blues for “Entertainer of the Year”
It went down at the House of Blues last night. The “Entertainer of the Year” awards, a joint presentation between the No H8 Campaign and the Matthew Shephard Foundation, raged for eight solid hours of gender-bending fun. The evening’s main festivity was a drag contest hosted by Shanna Moakler, Holly Madison, and Bridget Marquadt. By […]
Sticking With the Motto of “Change”, Obama “Changes” His Mind, Breaks Campaign Promise
Surprised? President Barack Obama has decided to forget about something he promised at least 8 times during his 2008 campaign, to televise the health care debate. According to the New York Post, this past Tuesday President Obama urged the senate democrats to skip out on the usual process of debate, and hammer out a health […]
