Sick of Muslims trying to murder you? Do you also hate being pat-down by some big lug at the airport who’s going to let explosive powder on the plane anyway? Check out these new security scanners coming to an airport near you! You don’t have to suffer the indignity of having someone rub their hands […]
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Obama Taxes Tanning Salons; The Jersey Shore Cast Riots
Oh Barry, now this is what I call change! In the latest amendment to Obama’s health care bill, it will be tanning salons that are facing a 10% tax. Originally put in place to tax plastic surgeons, called the bo-tax, (get it, botox/bo-tax) plastic surgeons came forward screaming unfairness towards women so the democratic who-evers […]
STARZLIFE PICS: The Governator Stays Cool As California Slips Further Toward Economic Apocalypse
“I know now why you cry. But it is something I can never do. I’m too rich,” said Arnold Schwarzenegger to all the poor Californians. Come on, Arnie, just because you’re the Governor of Caleeforneya doesn’t mean you have to have to dress like a cowboy from the waist down. When Ronald Reagan did that, […]
Diddy Wants Adoption from Obama
It’s only fair considering that it’s because of Diddy that President Obama is in the White House that he adopt the rapper as a son of his own right? According to Diddy, yes! While speaking with Playboy for an upcoming issue, Diddy proclaimed; “I think we are probably responsible for (Barack) Obama being in office, […]
Golf Digest January: “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger”…Oh the irony!
Talk about timing! While Tiger Woods is facing the darkest days of his life and emerging as a person most of us never expected or would want anything to do with, Golf Digest is ready to release it’s cover featuring Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. The cover headline, (which probably went into press long before […]
Showbiz Conservatives Want Al Gore to Give Back His Oscar Now That We All Know Global Warming Is Fake
If you haven’t heard, a series of recently leaked emails revealed that British climatologists at the University of East Anglia Climatic Research Unit suppressed data that didn’t support the theory of global warming. Now two of Hollywood’s eight conservatives want Al Gore’s Oscar rescinded. Hey, even if it’s revealed that global warming is a hoax […]
White House Party Crashers Insist They Are “Devastated” and “Innocent”
The reality show wannabe publicity whores who trampled through FBI and flashed fake smiles for the paps, are insisting they were invited to the White House shin dig. Yeah right! The couple – with perhaps the world’s most annoying names (Tareq and Michaele Salahi) appeared on the Today Show this morning protesting that the truth […]
Governor Schwarzenegger Dodges Uncle Sam
Must have just slipped his mind while he was busy Governing the entire state of California, but apparently Arnold Schwarzenegger owes the tax man the sum of $79,064! Lots of celebs tend to get in trouble with the IRS when they don’t keep track of their incoming funds (usually because theres so much) but you’d […]
‘Schopping With the Schwarzeneggers’
The Schwarzeneggers opted to do a little pre christmas shopping this past weekend as they took a family trip to Barneys of New York in Beverly Hills. Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, with wife Maria Shriver and son Patrick posed without posing as they left the store. Like father like son is the saying, but in this […]
Schwarzenegger Won’t Be Back for 2011
Good/bad news for all you political hounds out there. Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that he won’t be seeking any more political roles after his term as Governor of California ends at the end of 2010. Arnold hinted that he might have his eyes on a bigger prize when he challenged America’s rules on the nationality […]
