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“I Saw Rambo Lunching With The Terminator”

2 Hollywood legends walk into a bar… Take that and do whatever you want with it, but that was the scene when Sylvester Stallone met up with Arnold Schwarzenegger for lunch this past weekend. No doubt that they talked about muscles at some point during that conversation. Check out a few more photos of Sly […]

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Annie Leibovitz Shoots Official Obama Family Portrait

Famed photographer Annie Liebowitz has taken her most prized photograph: America’s First Family. The Vanity Fair photographer earned the prestigious job of snapping Barack & Co. Liebowitz had previously shot Barack before for the cover of Vanity Fair. The new image, released today by the White House, was taken on Sept. 1 in the White […]

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Good News for Immigration Reform: Obama Can Salsa!

Last night, President Obama got down salsa-style with muy caliente Mexican pop singer, Thalia. Unlike most Fiestas we’ve been to, he didn’t wake up hungover in Echo Park. Probably sick  to death of Bush’s White House music playlist, Michelle Obama has brought a new music series to The White House. ‘Fiesta Latina’ is the first […]

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Schwarzenegger Stiffens Paparazzi Law

Good luck, jerk!

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Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

President Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize this morning. Really?  I thought you had to actually accomplish something to get that…. Don’t be surprised if he wins American Idol next season either some how… The Superbowl… F*ck it just give him every trophy!

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Rio de Janero Gets 2016 Olympics!

Sorry Chi…It came down to Rio or Madrid to host the 2016 summer games, and in the end the Olympics are going to Rio! Chicago and Tokyo were eliminated early this morning narrowing it down to 2, but a decision was reached around the 1:00 EST hour. Despite lobbying from  President Barry Obama and his […]

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Spencer Pratt: Speidi is No Kardashians!

Here’s one for the LOL list… Spencer Pratt isn’t down with the fact that the Kardashian sisters have been winning in the game of ‘headlines’ lately. But he won’t be quick to admit defeat either, as he thinks that ‘Speidi’ is in a totally different league. Pratt tells the New York Post; “Speidi is Barack […]

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EXCLUSIVE: AL SHARPTON AND LOUIS FARRAKHAN ARE BEING AUDITED AT THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY

Wowza! the Reverend Al Sharpton, a fanatic Christian, and the Honorable Minister Louis Farrakhan, a Jew-hating Muslim, are taking introductory courses and getting “audited” at the Church of Scientology, so says a source on the inside. That’s weird. You’d think that ol’ Al would never willingly subject himself to auditing – he’s a tax cheat! […]

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Oh Yes He Did. Barack Obama Thinks Kanye Is A “Jackass”

You know you’ve fuc*ed up when the president is calling you a “Jackass.” Reports are circulating that in an unguarded moment, ABC News reporter Terry Moran overheard Obama call Kanye West a “Jackass.” What’s a hard-nosed reporter to do? Post the gossip on Twitter, of course – where it has spread like wildfire. Due to […]

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Rush Limbaugh is a Big, Fat, Idiotic, Drug Addicted, Bald Jay-Z Foe

Rush Limbaugh is an easy tagert. I mean, how could you miss? Zing! Even I’m getting in on the act. Jay-Z has a new song referencing the reactionary white whale. The lyrics: Please tell Bill O’Reilly to fall back/ Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls/ It’s 2010, not 1864 [pronounced “fawh” in a […]

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