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Just like the rest of us!

Edit:  We were mistaken about the older gentleman in the pictures, he is not Leto’s father, as his father is deceased.     Jared Leto lunches with dad, gets embarrassed by our cameras!This is just precious!  Our camera crew caught up with Jared Leto in West Hollywood yesterday, and apparently, we made him blush (aww, baby, we’re […]

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I’ve got myself a new girl crush!

Thank you, France!Thank you, life!  Thank you, love!  It is true that there are some angels in this city!  With these enthusiastic words, 32 year old Marion Cotillard accepted her best actress Oscar Academy Award for her incredible performance in La Vie en Rose, during the 80th annual Oscar Academy Awards held Sunday evening.  Cotillard […]

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I heart Diablo Cody.

From stripper dreams to mayor league winnings. A hot exhibitionist with a brain?  Sounds like my kinda gal!  What a weekend for Diablo Cody!  This young talent has finally earned the recognition she deserves!  Kudos to you, Cody!

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Dont’cha just love it when old fat guys dress up as cops, in hopes of looking buff?

Hey EJ, wanna be my colorguard?!We don’t get fooled again, don’t get fooled again!  Yes, people, here ya have him!  In all his colorful, reddish-copster, sunglass-clad, big, wonderful glory!  The one, the only, Horatio Caine  ELTON JOHN!Wearing a colorful version of the quintessential “fat-bodyguard hoping-to- look-buff” outfit, Sir Elton John paraded himself all around West Hollywood and […]

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Just take a look at that sweet face!

What kind of sick, perverted freak would ever think of even touching this tender child?!Dont worry, Jen, “that man” will never come near you again!  Looks like Gary Busey took a shot of E before hitting the red carpet yesterday, at the 80th Annual Academy Awards!  Either that, or he still hasn’t found a way […]

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Post-Partum Delusion…?

Christina Aguilera: Still overconfident and desperate for some good, old fashioned genie rubbin’ !!Why else would she want to show off the ugly-ass road maps that have invaded her ginormously stretched, disproportionate mammaries?Dang, girl!  That’s some serious blood flow you’ve got goin’ on in those post-partum bags!!  Why would I suggest Xtina actually wants to […]

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And to bring you down from that Oscar fantasy cloud….

There is still much horror in this wild earth. It’s Alive! It’s ALIVE!Jocelyn Wildenstein, the world’s scariest celebrity, woman, delusional party crasher, decided to put her depressive mirrors away for the night and go out in search of new Dr. Frankensteins to screw fun!!  This gorgeous socialite decided to “party hop” most of the evening, […]

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She really knows how to swallow!

Maddox’s basketball is nowhere to be found!After weeks of media speculation, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt silently confirmed pregnancy rumors at Saturday’s Film Independent Spirit Awards. Jolie hit the blue carpet in a tight, dark dress which was obviously stretched across a baby bump (as I’m sure she has no parasites…) Neither Angie or Brad […]

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Prime Beef Galore!!

More of our favorite family man and his overgrown gut babies!  Eat your hearts out, ladies! It’s so much easier to caress your babies’ tiny little heads when they’re sticking out all over the place!!  No pausing or bending necessary!!Yes, hes definitely a hunk-a, hunk-a something!

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Britney Spears will be seeing Jayden James and Sean Preston very soon…

Quick, someone buy these kids a helmet!PageSix is reporting:  An agreement has been reached for Britney Spears to see her sons again.  Kevin Federline has agreed to let her meet with Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1, under the close supervision of a psychiatrist and her dad, Jamie.  According to an insider, it had […]

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