Yep, Martini Barbie here is tired of not being the center of attention anymore…That, or she’s in desperate need of cash to spend on a whole slew of lab tests, which she’d rather be untraceable…
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And then there were four…
Double duty of freaky genetic heirs has finally arrived!!That’s right, people! JLO has finally popped! Early this morning in Long Island, NY, the Anthony-Lopez spawn were finally thrust into our world. Doctors and family members alike agreed on giving mama a break from her pushy nature, having her undergo a safer C-Section instead. As […]
Someone’s getting whipped!!
Looks like Penny Lancaster has “made a loser” out geriatric Stew here, dont’cha think?
Janice Dickinson is one hot riot!!
I’ve been dying to meet this chick forever, but I’m actually embarassed of standing next to her!! I mean, for starters, I’m a 25 year old kid with somewhat of a baby face _ and still I don’t even look half as good have a minimal fraction ounce of Janice Dickinson’s hotness. And, if it […]
Adrian Grenier: Agile in his recycled pants and aerosol-free locks!!
Green is Gold! Green is Gold!Nothing like an environmental extremist to stir my thoughts of Febreeze free love!!Go, Diego Grenier, Go!
You see, it’s all good!! Just press this button on her back, and “presto!”…
February 21, 2008: Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon.Either Katie Holmes has been forbidden all internet/media access, or that little trip to the Geek Squad worked wonders for Tommy’s social life!! Mr. and Mrs. Tom Cruise seemed pretty boring cuddly yesterday at the Essence Black Women in Hollywood Luncheon, in spite of rumors of Tom […]
Ashton Kutcher: Not a happy day…
Talk about a birthday downer!!Ashton Kutcher had about five huge birthday blowouts during the last few weeks, and slowly but surely, signs of party hangovers are now beginning to surface. Apparently, a waitresses who worked at one of the parties, held at New York’s club Socialista, just tested positive for hepatitis A,
And just because I know you really want it…
More of the hunky Patrick Dempsey in his trusty uniform. Enjoy!“He was but a mere old bloke, that Patrick Dempsey boy, just a sad, sad, empty person…Until one day, while strolling calmly down the street…
Shia LaBeouf is feelin’ some relief!
And I’m just lovin’ it, y’all!!Now, ain’t that the cutest spontaneous smile you’ve ever seen? Sure, it makes his face look somewhat spasmed and constricted, but that’s how real smiles tend to look (its the reason why we de-tag ourselves from all the “natural”/caught off guard online profile pics, and why stars sometimes actually prefer […]
Jessica Alba has very bad friends. . . AND TWINS!!
Oh yes!! Double the bubble trouble heading our way!! Yep, her friends blabbed. The ever-so-trusty National Enquirer is reporting that Jess is not turning into a fat bitch, she’s just preggers with her first set of twins!! As always, Hollywood feels the need of taking everything to the next level. . . and Jess must […]
