David Hasselhoff’s been hitting the sauce again, this time in London. According to The Sun, The Hoff was hospitalized when a two day drinking binge at St Martin’s Lane Hotel took a turn for the worse. London Doctor Dr. Paul Ettlinger ended up with a bruised forehead after being called to consult with the Baywatch […]
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How Come You Can Develop Immunity to Snakebite Venom, But David Hasselhoff Keeps Getting Alcohol Poisoning?
I have a friend who refers to continuing to drink after you’ve vomited from being drunk as a “champ move.” But that’s some entry-level dipsomania compared to the Hoff. He just did the alcohol poisoning hat trick – three separate stints in the hospital from drinking a near-fatal amount of hooch: Hasselhoff was at home […]
The Hoff Will Perform at Berlin Wall Anniversary
The Germans really love David Hasselhoff. While he’s always been a joke here, (even before the drunken hamburger incident), the Germans have held a special place in their hearts for him. The Hoff gained pop stardom over in Deutschland, which peaked when he sang at the Potsdamer Platz concert in 1989 as the Berlin Wall […]
Happy Birthday, David Hasselhoff- Hats Hoff to You!
Happy Birthday to the ‘Hoff! He turns 57 today! Don’t go too crazy, David! We don’t want you to have to go to the hospital for alcohol poisoning again. But feel free to go a little crazy and get drunk and eat a hamburger while you lounge half-naked on the floor. Straddle the line, Hoff, straddle […]
Linda Hogan is that You??
Such a coincidence that both Pamela Bach-Hasselhoff and Linda Hogan look so much alike, because they have in common a significant trend as well. Both are trying to suck their ex-husbands dry of all their money. With all of the lawyer costs racked up during divorce hearings, someone has got to pay for it all. […]
David Hasselhoff Rushed to Hospital for Alcohol Poisoning?
According to a report, David Hasselhoff had to be rushed to the hospital this past weekend when his sixteen year old daughter found him passed out on the phone of their Encino home, barely breathing. Hoff has battled an alcohol addiction numerous times in the past, and has sought help for the problem as well. […]
This is Why You Don’t Hassle the Hoff!
David Hasselhoff gets real angry at anoter man outside in Hollywood this past week. Remember when he was divorcing Pamela Bach, and it got nasty when she started making claims that he was gay? Could this be a lovers quarrel??? Once the Hoff spotted us him and his frenemy both parted ways and he came […]
