It’s probably the absolute least thing on Sandra Bullock’s mind, but I’d bet her pockets don’t mind! The winner of Best Actress at this years Oscars’ film, The Blind Side, is at the top of the DVD sales charts! Selling over three million copies in the past month has landed the film at the top […]
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Heidi and Spencer Ditch Heidi and Spencer For Some “true native-AMERICAN names”
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s bizarre life style has took an even more bizarre turn. They now will only go by Native American names to one another. Spencer explains; “We are getting more in-tune with our spirituality … and will be known as the name our creator has given us—our true native-AMERICAN names.” The names […]
Ke$ha Stumbles Around Idol Stage
Did you all catch Ke$ha’s performance of Blah Blah Blah on American Idol last night? If not, here it is. It’s definitely better than watching her perform Tik Tok! Big props to her glam squad for being able to slap that Indian chief head dress on along with the war paint in about 10 seconds. […]
Avatar Gets DVD Release Date
In celebration of Earth Day on April 22, it’s being reported that Avatar will be released on DVD. The Oscar nominated moneymaker is still playing in theaters and the release is that close!?! James Cameron must want PAID! Wonder if it will come in 3-D? Hopefuly if it does you all stole your nice glasses […]
LOL: The Losing American Idol Contestants Will Get Played Off to “Leave Right Now”
The song that’ll be playing as the teary-eyed losers watch a sappy montage of their “road to Idol” has been announced: it’s “Leave Right Now,” by O.G. U.K. Idol Will Young. Hey, it’s better than Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day,” but so is falling onto the pit of spikes from when you get upppercutted off the […]
Morrissey Lends Song to Anti-Rabbit Farming Campaign
Right on, Mozzer! Farming is for humans! You know those stupid rabbits are just gonna grow carrots. We need broccoli, cotton, and tobacco, too. The handsome devil has lent his 80’s mope rock masterpiece “Everyday is Like Sunday” to a public service campaign about not locking rabbits in cages. Did you know that in the […]
Epic Beard Man’s Life: EPIC WIN!!!
“So what the cops say to you, man?” “Cops said, ‘Not guilty, you out of here, boy! You out of here.’ They put me in the hospital, they gave me seven sandwiches, man. Seven sandwiches and four cartons of milk. And I fuckin’ slept – I got morphine tablets – and I slept like a […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Kevin Federline: From Fat to Fit (Club Cast Member)
Porker no more! Now he just looks like someone who used to be a backup dancer a loooong time ago, particularly since he’s wearing sweatpants, almost as if he were heading to the rehearsal studio, which he most certainly is not. He’s heading home to watch movies on the couch. A Blockbuster night indeed. You’ll […]
Cute Overload! Jake Gyllenhaal’s in the New Vampire Weekend Video
Hey, I just realized I like TWO songs on the new Vampire Weekend album! I guess I missed this one since it’s track eight and I’m already so beaten down by the whale-sound choruses and AutoTune fuckery by then that it all sounds equally bad. But this song, “Give Up the Gun,” and its video, […]
Happy 41st Jennifer Aniston!!
Jennifer Aniston turns 41 today! She’s officially on her way down the hill, but laughing at everyone else on the other side because she still looks A-Mazing! Happy birthday to our favorite “friend.” Now how bout that Friends movie? xoxo, C.
