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Topher Grace Isn’t Cool Enough to Do Drugs Intentionally

During an appearance on tomorrow’s Lopez Tonight (check your local listings…to see what else is on) Topher Grace discusses his unwitting brush with mind-altering substances: Grace…shared his trippy experience after accepting what appeared to be a breath strip from a female partygoer – only to find out, a few minutes too late, that it was […]

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YES!!! THE BLACK HISTORY MONTH FRIED CHICKEN LUNCH CHEF WAS BLACK!!!

I love this. Remember the controversy yesterday about NBC serving a delicious and appropriate meal of fried chicken and collard greens to celebrate Black History Month BECAUSE BLACK PEOPLE LIKE FRIED CHICKEN – YOU WILL NOT SILENCE ME ON THIS ISSUE and how people predictably called for a march on Washington or whatever? Well, they […]

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What?! Enough People Hate Snooki to Fill a Stadium?

Snooki (“Snookers” if you’re nasty or stupid or both) made an appearance at a football game in Philadelphia today for some goddamn reason, and, at the same time, no goddamn reason. A TV reporter brings the pint-size oil slick over for some on-camera questioning, and the arena boos. The reporter euphemistically queries, “Snookie, they’re booing […]

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Amanda Bynes Legs Don’t Even Know Drake!

But I bet Drake wishes he knew Amanda Bynes Legs!!! Serial Re-Tweeter Amanda Bynes updated her Twitter page after The Grammys with the following message; “The guy I love is the most talented person ever!!!!!! I’m irritated that a certain guy didn’t win certain awards… He deserved them!!!” Speculation started flying around that she was […]

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Kim Kardashian Granted Three Year Restraining Order Against Obsessed Fan

The only potential bad thing that can come from Twitter, is a crazy stalker type! That’s what has lead Kim Kardashian to earn a three year ban against an obsessed fan. (It’s not me!) Dennis Shaun Bowman sought out Kim K on her Twitter page last year and began sending her frequent messages.  Bowman reportedly […]

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This Week’s Top 10 Music Videos on YouTube

1. Lady GaGa – “Grammy Awards 2010 Performance with Elton John [This video is no longer available due to a copyrights claim by Grammys] Thank God! I didn’t want to watch it to begin with. Thanks for making this normally laborious process 10% easier, Grammys. 2. Mariah Carey – Up Out My Face ft. Nicky […]

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The 50 Most Loathsome Americans, Collated for Your Convenience

The Buffalo Beast, which bills itself as “The World’s Only Website” and which I had never heard of ’til today, has released its list of the 50 Most Loathsome Americans, and damned if this isn’t the best thing I’ve read all year. That’s right, it’s the best thing I’ve read in 29 days. Among the […]

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EXCLUSIVE!!! Audrina Patridge @ Fred Segal

Look, it’s Hillser Audrina Patridge at Fred Segal, like it says in the title. She must be hitting up their semi-annual sale. It’s 75% off right now! That means a pair of jeans that normally costs $3,000 is only $750! (Must buy minimum five items.) Starzlife was there.

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Gossip Girl Star Thankful She Didn’t Get Hannah Montana

It’s no secret that they went after JoJo to play the role of Hannah Montana before eventually punching Miley Cyrus’ ticket to fame, but who knew that Taylor Momsen was up for the role too. She’s plays the devlish Jenny Humphrey on Gossip Girl now, and sings for an edgy rock band The Pretty Reckless, […]

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Andy Milonakis = Funny

Andy Milonakasis‘s mainstream presence has waned considerably from the heights achieved with his MTV series, but his web output remains as prolific as ever. It’s also better. Andy’s aggressive idiocy began to wear thin the longer his show stayed on the air, which only makes sense, because it would also go from funny to annoying […]

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