Attention, cracker-ass crackers! The 2010 Coachella poster is here! Stop doing your day job and read it. Day 1: Anyone remember the controversy surrounding Jigga at Glastonbury, the traditionally […]
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David Copperfield: Not a Rapist
Score, David Copperfield! I knew you didn’t rape that chick on your private island! You don’t need to use force to get laid; that’s what the magic tricks are for. Two years after being accused of whisking an audience member away to his personal Bahamian island to rape her with a little privacy, the entire […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Matthew McConaughey
National Cattlemen’s Beef Association pitchman Matthew McConaughey hit the gym with the Health section of the paper in his hand. His mother, Kay, also in perfect shape, walked his son, Levi, around. Starzlife was there, then went to eat a double cheeseburger to look like Matthew.
See, This is Why You Shouldn’t Keep $1 Million Dollars Worth of Jewerly In Your Car
Also, you shouldn’t own a million dollars worth of jewelry, unless you’re aristocracy, and being king of R&B radio doesn’t count. You listening, Usher? Usher (or, as every black person except Usher says, “Ursher”), just had a Survivor‘s-first-place-prize worth of shiny rocks stolen from his SUV, so says the rapper via Hip Hop Wired: Usher […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Victoria’s Secret Model Kylie Bisutti
Here you have it folks: an extensive, exclusive pic set of 19-year-old stunner Kylie Bisutti. The Simi Valley native beat out thousands of contestants to win the Victoria’s Secret Angel competition.
STARZLIFE PICS: Hilary Duff Doffs Face Paint
Starz without makeup: still much prettier than regular people without makeup. Hilary Duff was out and about in Los Angeles recently. Starzlife was there.
“A lewd bisexual performance”
The final act of the program was a lewd bisexual performance by Adam Lambert. During his performance he placed a males head in his genital area, rubbed his hand across a female’s genital area, and wildly kissed a male. THIS WAS CLEARLY OBSENE AND INAPPROPRIATE FOR BROADCAST TELEVISION. Please tell me that the level of […]
That Dumb Cop Who Orchestrated a Break In at Matthew Broderick’s Surrogate Mom’s Apartment Is Going to Jail
Rest easy, celebs surrogate mothers: you no longer have to worry about Barry Carpenter trying to bust into your pad and steal stuff. Barry’s the crooked cop who conspired to have the home of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick‘s surrogate mother burgled, presumably so he could sell stuff to the tabloids. Oh, Barry. Did […]
Jeff Dunham’s Cancelation Might Make Me Believe In God, But He Allowed It In the First Place
Aw man, it looks like Comedy Central went ahead and canceled the worst show in their network’s history and future. That’s right, I’m making a blanket statement that as long as Comedy Central remains on the air, they will never have a show worse than the Jeff Dunham Show. I don’t care if they give […]
Hey, Four-Year-Old Fans of the Original, British Office: Check This Out!
Have you got a toddler comedy snob in your house? You know what I’m talking about, one of those preschoolers who loves ice cream and Mr. Show but hates vegetables and Jeff Dunham. If so, you probably know all about Ricky Gervais‘s recent Sesame Street appearance, but if not, watch it. It’s really funny. By […]
