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Newswoman Nancy O’Dell, 40-Something, Is “Leaving” Access Hollywood

Hey, it’s a slow new days, haters! Access Hollywood newswoman and former Miss South Carolina Nancy O’Dell, 43, is leaving Access Hollywood. Though the serious newswoman insists it’s an “amicable” goodbye (always a clue that somebody’s been sipping on the hatorade), sources indicate that she is no longer happy with the trashy direction the show […]

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WTF? Lil’ Wayne’s New Album Leaked by Amazon?

Lil’ Wayne‘s new album doesn’t drop ’til February, but Amazon accidentally delivered 500 copies already. Damn, it’s hard enough out there for rappers with bootleggers selling pirated copies on the street, now they’ve gotta contend with the biggest online retailer in the game leaking stuff from 2010? Weezy should take a cue from Jigga and […]

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Courtney Love Loses Frances Bean

Courtney Love has lost custody of her daughter, Francis Bean Cobain, for the second time. Francis Bean Cobain is 17. How far gone do you have to be for the court to take away your custody of someone who won’t need it in eight months anyway? It’s as if child protective services, after learning that […]

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STARZLIFE PICS: Avril Lavigne Is Soooo Independent

“See u l8r boi,” said AvLav to the diminutive punk-rock belter. Starzlife was there (a litte later, when she was walking around by herself).

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STARZLIFE PICS: Nicky Hilton Starts Building Back Up Her Wardrobe

Nicky Hilton was spotted shopping at Alice + Olivia, perhaps to replace a pretty dress the dirty thieves who robbed her took. Starzlife was there. (At Alice + Olivia. Not the break-in.)

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Fantastic 50 Quotes

50 Cent speaks the truth. He sat down with Esquire for their “What I’ve Learned” feature, in which a celeb recounts his life lessons and waxes philosophical. Some choice bits: [regarding Jay-Z] When you’re safe, people start walking on the stage because they feel safe with you. People don’t walk on the stage at my […]

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Miley Gets Grammy Nom Swiped From Under Her

Miley Cyrus won’t be on stage accepting a Grammy award for her hit single “The Climb” this year. Nominated for best original song written for a soundtrack, the track was pulled from the race this weekend when it was revealed that Miley did not write the song herself.  Instead, it was written by song writer […]

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Weezer’s Raditude Tour Canceled. Says Rivers: “Why Bother? It’s Gonna Hurt Me”

If you were looking forward to catching Weezer in concert this month, I’ve got bad news for you and good news for your mom. For you: the concert’s canceled. For her: she doesn’t have to drive you somewhere downtown on a school night. They’re calling it quits early because Rivers is still in pain following […]

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THANK CHRIST: Tori and Candy Spelling Friends Again

OH MAN that was a close one. I thought Candy Spelling, if she ever dies, would have gone to her grave never having reconciled with her daughter. But now Candy tells the entertainment press that she’s “finally taken their relationship to a place she’s happy with and is private.” Also, Candy Spelling doesn’t know what […]

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Pete Doherty: Not-Zee Racist Germany Thinks He Is

Germany‘s in big huff because Pete Doherty sang their national anthem – all of it, including its first verse, which contains the “Deutschland Uber Alles” refrain. That translates to “Germany above everything,” which sounds appropriate for a national anthem, but is closely tied to Third Reich sentiment and has been accordingly excised since WWII didn’t […]

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