The UK Department of Health has signed on The Simpsons to be the face of a new anti-obesity ad campaign. The ad will show the Simpsons in their familiar couch scene about to dig into a pile of junk food, which quickly disappears and they are seen eating fruits and vegetables instead- unleashing the power […]
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You’ve Got to Set it to Vibrate AND Turn the Ringer Off. Christ
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig are currently starring in a hit production of A Steady Rain on Broadway. In the following clip, both Daniel and Hugh fire back in character when some lug’s cell phone goes off more than once in the middle of a scene. It’s too bad their characters don’t suffer from violent […]
Gwen Stefani’s House Robbed!
While Gwen Stefani was with No Doubt in Singapore, robbers stormed the Stefani-Rossdale palace, breaking in the door and stealing her house guest’s jewels. Luckily hubbie Gavin Rossdale and kids Kingston & Zuma were also away from their London residence at the time. No Doubt headlined the second night of F1 Rocks earlier his week, […]
Original Video Video Tawny Kitaen Arrested For DUI
White Snake groupie Tawny Kitean was arrested this weekend in Santa Ana, CA for driving under the influence. She just completed a rehab program with Dr. Drew, but wasn’t all that successful, I guess. But was she driving under the influence or ‘ghost riding the whip’ like she was born to do? View the exclusive […]
The Anti-Criterion Collection: Worst Movies Ranked
Critical aggregator Rottentomatoes.com has listed the 100 worst-reviewed films of the last ten years, and this isn’t like someone just sitting around and shooting his mouth off – this is a quantifiable assessment based on a numerical score averaged from all reviews. So saying Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever is the worst film made since 1999 […]
Hope You Have Hulu, Venezuelan Family Guy Fans
The Venezuelan justice minister is threatening to fine broadcasters if they don’t drop Family Guy, and no, he’s not just a comedy snob who thinks all the “remember that time…” jokes are wearing thin. He’s peeved because a recent episode advocated legalizing marijuana. Que loco! A South American country is trying to posit itself as anti-herb? […]
Foxy Brown Gives Superhead!
Jailbird rapper Foxy Brown AKA Inga Fung Marchand, has a new video release… and it’s not what you think. Foxy showcases her oral skills in a new romantic video cryptically titled ‘Superhead.’ Here we get to see exactly what Foxy does with her mouth when it’s not rapping, spitting at hotel workers, or eating jail […]
Kim Kardashian is Beating Paris Hilton at the Paris Hilton Game
Paris Hilton‘s ten-times-weekly dominance of the celebs press is on the wane these days, but Kim Kardashian is picking up the slack. And she’s doing it by following the playbook laid out for her by Paris herself: Be born rich: Paris’ scion status is right there in her surname: being the daughter of one of America’s richest […]
What, So Now Taylor Swift Has to Be Harassed By Dumb, Unfunny, Shrieking Morning Radio DJs, Too?
Why is morning radio so unbearably god-awful? The only thing I can listen to before noon is NPR – I have limited interest in the plight of Vietnam’s rice paddy workers, but at least the story won’t be read to me by an abrasive buffoon screaming, “I mean, can YA BELIEVE that these guys bust […]
Michael Douglas to Play Liberace, No Homo
Hey, Liberace fans – what the hell are you doing reading Starzlife? I’ll be honest – I know nothing about Liberace from actually having seen or heard the man or his music. My slight familiarity with the man, like most people under 30, results from his status as the ultimate reference for anything gay, campy, […]
