Rush Limbaugh is an easy tagert. I mean, how could you miss? Zing! Even I’m getting in on the act. Jay-Z has a new song referencing the reactionary white whale. The lyrics: Please tell Bill O’Reilly to fall back/ Tell Rush Limbaugh to get off my balls/ It’s 2010, not 1864 [pronounced “fawh” in a […]
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Chelsea Handler and BF/Boss Call It Quits
Chelsea Handler has kicked her live-in boyfriend to the curb. Only her boyfriend isn’t some wannabe Venice musician, he’s Ted Harbert, CEO of Comcast. As in her boss. That makes for an awkward office environment, no? Rumor has it that banging her boss got Chelsea her sweet 3-year extension deal on her cable show, Chelsea […]
Judge Hands Out Chris Brown’s Sentence
Chris Brown was sentenced today for the February assault of his ex Rihanna. Brown will have to perform 1,400 hours of “labor-oriented service” (not just some measly community outreach), and will be on probation for 5 years. In addition, Brown will not be able to come within 50 yards of Rihanna for 5 years, or […]
It Costs $4.6 Million to Sleep With Marilyn Monroe
The crypt directly above Marilyn Monroe‘s has sold for $4.6 million dollars on Ebay to an undisclosed, gay buyer. The crypt, currently occupied, was put on the market by Ms. Elsie Poncher, the widow of its inhabitant. The 80-year-old sold the space to raise cash to pay off the mortgage on her Beverly Hills home. […]
BREAKING NEWS! It’s Official! Coroner Rules Jackson Death As HOMICIDE!
Admittedly, it wasn’t unexpected but it’s still shocking… The Los Angeles County Coroner has just ruled that Michael Jackson did indeed have lethal amounts of the powerful painkiller Propofol in his system at his time of death. That means one thing: Homicide. And three more words: Doctor Conrad Murray. Police seized evidence from the shady […]
Well, Isn’t That Rico: Beverly Hills Chihuaha Wins Award for Positive Hispanic Media Portrayal
Ever hear of the Imagen Awards? They were established in 1985 by the cracker-ass cracker Norman Lear and the presumably Hispandicos Helen Hernandez to reward positive portrayals of Latinos in the media. This year’s ceremony was just held on Friday at the Beverly Hilton. Taking home the top honors in film: Beverly Hills Chihauha. I’m […]
Call Sister Oma! Carrie Prejean To Star On Celebs Apprentice?
We haven’t heard a casting story this delicious since Sister Omarosa‘s not-so-triumphant return to Celebrity Apprentice! Reports are circulating that former Miss California Carrie Prejean will star in Donald Trump’s next edition of Celebrity Apprentice – you know, that show where total has-beens duke it out against other desperate has-beens. (Except Joan Rivers. Last season’s […]
James Cameron’s New Flick: Official Avatar Trailer
The highly anticipated new James Cameron movie, Avatar, debuted the official trailer today. I have no clue what this movie is about, but it’s getting major buzz. From what I can tell it’s about blue cat people who live in jungle, and there’s violence and love. The hot guy from Terminator: Salvation, Sam Worthington, maybe […]
Jason Schwartzman Just Married!
People magazine reports that Shopgirl star Jason Schwartzman has tied the knot. Schwartzman is now the husband of clothing designer Brady Cunningham. That sounds like a dude name, but we know those kinda weddings aren’t legal in California anymore. Brady’s a gal. The actor’s rep says “It was a very small ceremony with many family […]
Quentin Tarantino Picks His Top 20 Flicks Since He Started Making Them
Here’s my personal Quentin Tarantino policy: the man made Pulp Fiction, so therefore he gets a free pass for life. If he wants to go on American Idol and tell 16-year-olds “I ain’t a fan of yours,” fine. He made Pulp Fiction. He also made Reservoir Dogs. He also made all of his other movies, […]
