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Harry Potter Actor Sentenced For Pot Possession

Jiminy Quidditch! Which Harry Potter actor was busted for growing 10 marijuana plants in his London bedroom? The shocking reveal – after the jump!

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Whitney Houston Tracklist Revealed

And the Whitney Countdown begins. Whitney has released the exclusive tracklist for her much-anticipated comeback album, ‘I Look To You,’ in stores September 1. And guess what? There’s no track called ‘Bobbaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!.’ The full tracklist of ‘I Look To You’ – after the jump!

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Joe Jackson’s Nose Is Growing

Bring in the body language experts. Joe Jackson isn’t just content with flogging DVDs to reporters just hours after Michael’s death – or selling himself out for interviews. He’s peddling lies to Larry King. Check out last night’s interview between Larry and Joe – and Joe’s assertion that he never beat his kids (despite numerous […]

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Chris Brown Apologizes, Only Took Him 5 Months

Better late than never? Call me a feminist, I guess, but personally I would prefer never hearing from this schmuck again. Chris Brown posted a video on YouTube apologizing for beating the crap out of Rihanna back in February. “Since February, my attorney has advised me not to speak out, even though, ever since the […]

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Russell Crowe Throws $8,000 Around Like It’s a Phone

Russell Crowe, the lead singer of 30-Odd Foot of Grunts, also acts. He’s currently filming Robin Hood, the most beloved wealth-redistribution parable in the public domain. In a case of life imitating art, Russell has taken from the rich (his employers) and given to the poor (a boom mic operator).

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Bruno Takes A Nose Dive At The Box Office

Gay Austrian superstar Bruno went down flaming this weekend. The controversial movie with swinging penises dropped 73% in ticket sales this weekend, a figure that was forecasted by industry experts after a spiraling opening weekend. When a movie goes down this fast in Hollyland, it signals the worst imaginable crime: No sequel. What do you […]

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Madonna Visits Relatives Of Dead; ‘Criminal’ Investigation Continues

Madonna returned to Marseille this weekend to comfort relatives of the workers who died during her Sticky & Sweet stage collapse. Clad in black and with her hair pulled back, the distraught singer landed at Marseille-Marignane airport with her two adopted children, manager Guy O’Seary, driver and bodyguards. Madonna met with the French family of […]

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Your Sunday Release: La Toya Jackson: “Home”

Out of every cloud comes a silver lining, and this burst of hope belongs to La Toya Jackson. La Toya’s hot new single ‘Home’ is dedicated to her late brother, and is not to be confused with her desire for a comeback. Hey, it’s a moving tribute – and a shout-out to the fans in […]

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Abdul Out From Idol?!!?

Paula Abdul’s camp is coming forward with claims that American Idol has not offered her a spot on the next season of television’s number one show! With filming set to begin on August 6, and new contracts for Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell just announced, this sort of thing would imply that they might not […]

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Rachel Bilson to Hayden Christensen: “Luke, I Am Your Fiancee”

Rachel Bilson steps out in Los Feliz yesterday sporting some serious wedding-to-be bling. The OC star, who is currently engaged to Star Wars star Hayden Christensen showed off her rock during a Friday lunch date at Los Feliz hotspot Little Dom’s. Click on the pics below for a close-up of the carat love, and click […]

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