Because they’re not paying any of the original cast members to come back. None! “We love the Futurama voice performers and absolutely wanted to use them, but unfortunately, we could not meet their salary demands” said Fox in a statement that helps explain why America’s Most Wanted and Cops is still on the air. This […]
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Superstar Phoebe Price Responds To “Who The *!@! Are You?” With A Signature Pose
Actress and superstar Phoebe Price posed for paparazzi and confused pedestrians on Sunset Boulevard yesterday. Alabama-born Price – who may just go by the one-name “Phoebe” if this fame thing works out – looked every bit the picture of Southern charm in a billowing green tablecloth. The busy actress took time out of her hectic […]
Because You Can Never Have Enough Lindsay Posts in One Day
Lindsay Lohan‘s Fornarina commercial is probably the funniest thing I have and will ever see in my entire life. It’s her greatest achievement in front of a camera. Seriously, even Mean Girls doesn’t come close, and that’s Lindsay’s best movie. Unfortunately, these print ads for Fornarina don’t come anywhere near the hilarity of Linds lethargically […]
Gay Porn Star Sentenced For Handsaw “Incident”; Twin “Co-Star” Charged!
You can’t make this caca up! In a case of life imitating gay porn, The AP reports that gay porn star Taleon Goffney of the classic man-on-man masterpiece ‘Marc And The Twins’ (where he co-starred with his twin brother Keyontili) is heading to the big house for a minimum of three years. It gets better. […]
Jesus Injured In Harley Accident; No Liquor Suspected
Mel Gibson’s Personal Jesus has been injured in a motorcycle accident. But – Praise The Lord – He’s OK! The Associated Press reports that “The Passion of the Christ” star James Caviezel (he played “Jesus”) suffered minor injuries in Washington State after trying to avoid a bicycle that was “hurled” into his path by an […]
Lindsay Lohan Really Wants You To Believe She’s Marilyn Monroe
Frankly, we’d rather see Dina Lohan dressed as Marilyn Monroe than Lindsay in another cheap hooker wig. Proof that the New Jersey lesbian has hit a creative lull is on newstands now. Appearing on the cover of the latest issue of Vogue Espana, Lohan looks about as much like Marilyn Monroe as Barbara Walters’ Halloween […]
Second Person Dies In Accident; Madonna Breaks Down On Stage
The accident that occurred on the Marseille leg of Madonna’s Sticky And Sweet tour has claimed a second life. A total of eight people, including one American, were injured when the roof of the concert stage collapsed. The cause of the accident is still being determined. Two men, a French man and a Briton, have […]
Hayden Panettiere is Still Trying to Make This Whole Actress Thing Happen
Hayden Panettiere is like a mini Jennifer Aniston. She achieved a whole lot of success on a hit television show, but refuses to take “no one likes you off their TV set” as an answer. Hayden, like Jen, continues making box-office crap and only makes up for it by appearing semi-nude everywhere. I guess that’s […]
Pepsi: We Didn’t Intentionally Leak That Footage Of Michael Jackson On Fire, If That’s What You Thought
Pepsi spokesperson Nicole Bradley has issued a statement disavowing any roll in the releasing of the footage of Michael Jackson‘s head in flames. In case you thought that Pepsi had decided to honor the late pop icon with unseen footage of his scalp burnt off. In a statement to EW, she says: “We don’t know […]
T.O. Uses Chiseled Body to Promote New Show, No Objections Here
So apparently there is a sport called, foot ball? Contrary to what you may believe it does not involve kicking a ball with the feet, but carrying said ball around. Your guess is as good as mine. One of these so-called football players, Terrell Owens has a new reality show on Vh1 called the T.O. Show […]
