Hey Betty, stop looking so stressed out!! You’re advancing!! I’ve always had somewhat of a problem with the NAACP and its awards. Okay, okay, prepare yourselves; the extremist equal-rights, Latina-activist hidden deep within me is about to show! I think that in 2008, admitting to the “advancement” of “colored” people, plus the fact that an […]
More from my new best friend!!
Ellen Page to be starring in even more films!! slashfilm.com is reporting: Ellen Page (Juno 🙂 just booked her third film in a month’s time, following Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell and Drew Barrymore’s Whip It. She’ll star opposite the ever-androgynous Cillian Murphy (Breakfast on Pluto, Scarecrow) in Peacock, a high concept thriller in […]
Patrick Dempsey to star in a modern version of “My Best Friend’s Wedding”!
Hey, McDreamy, where’s Julia? Made of Honor, starring Michelle Monaghan and Grey’s Anatomy’s Patrick Dempsey hits theaters this May!! And, no matter how cheap, sappy, pre-fabbed, girly-romantic it might actually be, I’m already making secret plans to purposely drag all my male friends over to the theaters!! I’ve seen way too many action flicks, and […]
Nancy Reagan “I’ll tumble for ya!”
Good Ol’ Nan took a little spill at her pad after tossing back one too many “mexican wabblies!” while she was “joking” with some friends. Was it a gay game of charades? A tweak during twister? Maybe those friends were the secret service that are with her every second. Oh the horror! Save that stuff for […]
Daddy’s little angel.
The beautiful Crystal Rock!Can you believe she’s only 15? Christian Audigier’s teenage daughter, and direct muse for the clothing line that bears her name, Crystal Rock (TM), was all smiles this week, as she rubbed shoulders with the finest of the fashion world and Hollywood. And she even got a little stage time of her […]
Christian Audigier Launches His Newest Line, “Paco Chicano,” at Project in Las Vegas!!
Paco Chicano, baby!!!Yes, my darlings, Christian Audigier is, Simply The Best!! At this very moment, a handful of the luckiest VIP from Hollywood and the fashion industry are at Project in Las Vegas, getting the first sneak peak at Paco Chicano, Christian Audigier’s newest funky, fun, and super sexy clothing line!! And, as you all […]
All you need is love, Love! Love is all you need!
Still in the mood for Valentines? Everything is half off at Walgreens!Click on more to see some additional celebs l-o-v-e!
Wanted: a sexy little thing called “Shakira”!
One very, very rich lucky fan will fulfill his lifelong dream of meeting Shakira! Remember those ever popular 90’s high school “slave auctions” that have since been banned because of feminist/racial extremist protests (party poopers!)? Well, the a-w-e-s-o-m-e Shakira auctioned herself off this week, and for a very, very good cause! In order to benefit […]
Blast from the past!! “I made my stardom disappear…”!
Macaulay Culkin: all growed up and past his scary hotel-trashing/indie-flicker phase!! Click to see!
And for those of you who insist on comparing Russell Crowe to hunks of “Prime Beef”…
I have just one big, fat thing to say. He’s all yours. Spit, sweat, fatigue, tits, and all. =)
