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Umm CORBIN BLEU!

Can’t get enough of High School Musical’s Corbin Bleu?Well, you won’t be as lucky as Grace E., but at least you’ll get something.It’s hard to believe this pop culture sensation is only 18 years old. 18! At such a young age, this teen heartthrob is already world famous as an actor, singer, dancer, and a […]

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It’s the hormones, man!

If you are one of those people who feels hated by Jessica Alba for being latino or mortal, then pay attention, ‘cuz this is my gift to you. I know you have seen her scowl, frown, and pout more than your own little eyes can handle, but don’t take it too personal. It’s not you, […]

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Did Shakira get a nose job?

I don’t know about you guys, but I grew up listening to Shakira. I’m from Puerto Rico, and when Shakira’s first “cassette” came out, I was in fourth grade. She had long, black hair, and I remember asking my mom if I could dye my own blonde locks. Oh, the irony!  My friends and I […]

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Anna Nicole Smith R.I.P.

1967-2007 Can you believe an entire year has gone by since Anna Nicole Smith tragically died and created a media frenzy that even Britney Spears wouldn’t envy? A whole year. Maybe it was the constant media attention, maybe it was my own characteristic morose curiosity (I know, I know, but I can’t help it!), but […]

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Ay, Bebe!!

Sex Eva Longoria sells Bebe Sport!! Eva Longoria claims to have gained weight because of the writers’ strike, and if so, I’m glad she did, ‘cuz she’s looking fine, fine, fine!!  Eat your sleazy heart out, Alexandra Paressant!

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Amy can now make it to the U.S.

but SHE said, “NO! NO!! NO!!! Well, officials at the U.S. embassy in London and U.S. officials were bribed convinced by Amy Winehouse’s reps that she actually is worthy of entering the U.S. in order to perform at the Grammys. However, either she actually has grown up some after her stint at rehab, or she […]

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They’re creepy and they’re spooky, they’re all together junkie, the Osbourne fa-mi-ly!!

 Amy Winehouse: Moving in with the Osbournes!! Ozzy, I’m ho~ome!!  New reality TV show in the makes, perhaps??  Freakhouse moving into the FREAKHOUSE?!  Amy Winehouse is rumored to be moving in with the Osbournes, now that her stint at rehab is supposed to be over. . .Humm. . .I dunno.  Something tells me this will […]

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The Gardener had it coming!!

Girly Gloves socked Jesse Metcalfe!!  This is plain wrong.  I can’t figure out what’s worse for me right now, Jesse Metcalfe getting punched in his gorgeous baby face, or the fact his once tight abs are seemingly melting away!  I wonder what he did to this guy. Reports are swarming about him making some sly […]

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Penelope Cruz + Scarlet Johansson = Woody

Oh, my! Woody Allen refers to Scarlet Johansson as “criminally sexual” , Pedro Almodovar has been heard to call Penelope his “muse.” Combining these two hot, talented babes in one erotic love scene? “Dangerously GENIUS!!” Vicky Cristina Barcelona is the name of the film, and it’s Woody Allen’s brainchild. ‘Nuff said. Really, is there anything […]

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