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Golf Digest January: “10 Tips Obama Can Take From Tiger”…Oh the irony!

Talk about timing!  While Tiger Woods is facing the darkest days of his life and emerging as a person most of us never expected or would want anything to do with,  Golf Digest is ready to release it’s cover featuring Tiger Woods and Barack Obama. The cover headline, (which probably went into press long before […]

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Annie Leibovitz Shoots Official Obama Family Portrait

Famed photographer Annie Liebowitz has taken her most prized photograph: America’s First Family. The Vanity Fair photographer earned the prestigious job of snapping Barack & Co. Liebowitz had previously shot Barack before for the cover of Vanity Fair. The new image, released today by the White House, was taken on Sept. 1 in the White […]

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Good News for Immigration Reform: Obama Can Salsa!

Last night, President Obama got down salsa-style with muy caliente Mexican pop singer, Thalia. Unlike most Fiestas we’ve been to, he didn’t wake up hungover in Echo Park. Probably sick  to death of Bush’s White House music playlist, Michelle Obama has brought a new music series to The White House. ‘Fiesta Latina’ is the first […]

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Quote of the Day

“The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius,” -Loving mother Dina Lohan tells the New York Post. Yeah right…and Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Mothers are supposed to stick up for their children even when they aren’t very good at something, but calling her a genius is a bit much […]

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Obama Wins Nobel Peace Prize

President Barack Obama has been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize this morning. Really?  I thought you had to actually accomplish something to get that…. Don’t be surprised if he wins American Idol next season either some how… The Superbowl… F*ck it just give him every trophy!

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Rio de Janero Gets 2016 Olympics!

Sorry Chi…It came down to Rio or Madrid to host the 2016 summer games, and in the end the Olympics are going to Rio! Chicago and Tokyo were eliminated early this morning narrowing it down to 2, but a decision was reached around the 1:00 EST hour. Despite lobbying from  President Barry Obama and his […]

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Oh Yes He Did. Barack Obama Thinks Kanye Is A “Jackass”

You know you’ve fuc*ed up when the president is calling you a “Jackass.” Reports are circulating that in an unguarded moment, ABC News reporter Terry Moran overheard Obama call Kanye West a “Jackass.” What’s a hard-nosed reporter to do? Post the gossip on Twitter, of course – where it has spread like wildfire. Due to […]

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Smackdown on El Presidente?

There was a time when the only thing news worthy were about Sarah Palin. Then Barack Obama won the election and she was essentially banished off to Alaska. Well now that Barry has been in office for a solid eight months, It’s time for the runners up to let him know how he’s doing. Sarah […]

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Vanity Fair’s Best Dressed List: Obamas, Brad Pitt and Fancy Rich People

Vanity Fair magazine announced their best dressed list this week. The categories are stranger than the Kids’ Choice Awards, but the clothes are definitely more stylish. Unless you’ve spent the last 20 years jetsetting and attending elite NYC parties, I doubt you know half these people even existed, let alone if they have nice clothes. […]

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Happy Birthday, Mr. President!

Barack Obama turns 48 today! He should totally milk the “it’s my birthday!” thing during the day. Congress doesn’t want to pass his healthcare bill-  he should go to the Senate floor and yell, “but it’s my biiiiiiiiirthday!” and people roll their eyes but do it anyway. You know who else has a birthday today? […]

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