Jennifer Lopez, in true diva form, always has to be upset about something, even on her birthday. That’s the Diva Code. Seriously, you ever see Mariah Carey or Beyonce look genuinely happy? No, they’re always pissed off about something straying from their pitch-perfect vision. So what was the horrible, devastating thing that happened that left […]
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J. LO turns the Big 4-oh
Jennifer Lopez turns forty today, but it’s Hollywood- she’ll be 39 for the next 5 years. Jennifer Lopez is truly the OG. She’s the original source of the nickname phenomenon of “take the first initial then add the first syllable of the last name”, which gave us K.Fed, K. Hud, A.Rod, B. Oba (the Obama […]
Miami Dolphins Now Part-Owned By This Guy
Ha ha, look how the Associated Press describes Marc Anthony: Anthony is married to singer-actress Jennifer Lopez. He has sold more than 10 million albums and is also an actor. Read on to learn more about his minority (no racial pun intended) stake in the Miami Dolphins as well as my shock at finding out […]
Jennifer Lopez and “The Twins”
We know we’re on top of things when we beat perezhilton! Thanks be to to the little Baby Jesus Marc-Skeletor Anthony isn’t on the cover!
Jennifer Lopez and Skeletor
Jennifer Lopez and husband Marc Anthony posed forpictures outside NBC studios last night. Jennifer smiled happily, still plump after giving birth to twins. When a reporter asked about Jennifer’s weight, Marc squeezed Jenn’s butt and growled, “mucho culo.”Not really. But I bet he wanted to!Somebody PLEASE pay Mommy Dearest! Did you ever notice that Marc Anthony […]
