It seems like a million years ago, doesn’t it? Dunkleman. I mean, seriously. Dunkleman. In this year-one throwback, the O.G. Idol kids help contribute to the death of the American auto industry with an spontaneous, totally wacky car trip, sponsored by Ford! Listen to Kelly Clarkson say, “I have a map.” God, I love that […]
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LOL: The Losing American Idol Contestants Will Get Played Off to “Leave Right Now”
The song that’ll be playing as the teary-eyed losers watch a sappy montage of their “road to Idol” has been announced: it’s “Leave Right Now,” by O.G. U.K. Idol Will Young. Hey, it’s better than Daniel Powter’s “Bad Day,” but so is falling onto the pit of spikes from when you get upppercutted off the […]
Kara DioGuardi for Maxim
It’s probably not going to get the same reception as Amanda Bynes’ Maxim photos did, but it is a way to get her a few brownie points with the American Idol watchers who could care less to have her on the show or not. Kara DioGuardi posed in a bikini for the upcoming issue and […]
Ellen Makes Idol Debut
So Ellen Degeneres made her American Idol debut last night sitting next to Simon Cowell at the judges table, and she hit it out of the ball park! Did you watch? Ellen was cool calm and collected for the entire show delivering hilarious and insightful criticism. Critics from all the big media sites are giving […]
All Slutty Lesbians to Get a Pass to Hollywood if Howard Stern Replaces Simon Cowell
Oh God please let this happen. Page Six‘s scoop is that American Idol‘s producers want to replace the almost-outta here Simon Cowell with the other King of All Media. No, not Rupert Murdoch. Howard Stern. His contract with Sirius radio is up next year. The company has never been profitable, and is unlikely to again […]
First Look at Ellen on Idol!
We know some of you people only enjoy this portion of American Idol, but real fans can be relieved! Audition week is over and it’s time for Hollywood! That also means: Ellen!!! Check out your first look at Ellen on the judges panel below;
Attempted Murder With a Delicious Treat?
A woman in Florida was arrested and charged with attempted muder after going crazy when her husband changed the channel from American Idol to something else. She stabbed him with a 10 inch butcher knife and dumped a glass of hot chocolate on his head. Luckily he’s going to be okay! She on the other […]
Katy Perry Would Call it a Day to Replace Cowell on Idol
Everyone is out for Simon Cowell’s vacant seat on American Idol next season, including recent guest judge Katy Perry. Infact, she claims she’d quit here whole career for it! During a recent interview regarding her guest spot on the show Katy revealed; “The ‘American Idol’ experience was awesome. If I was offered that job as […]
General Larry Platt Looking for ‘Pants’ Payday
General Larry Platt must have read the William Hung book on how to suck and be famous. Just one week after singing his original “Pants on the Ground” on American Idol, it’s become a nation wide phenomenon. Only problem is, Platt hasn’t seen a single dime from it. In the age of viral videos and […]
American Idol: Get it While it’s Hot!
Guess people are trying to get their Simon Cowell fix while they know they can, because this time next year, American Idol will be facing brand new challenges. Ratings for the shows third episode were up 33% from last year. Also, Idol crushed all of it’s Tuesday night competitors! Sad to know that one man […]
