He’s the oldest QB ever headed to the NFC championship game next weekend at the age of 40, but that doesn’t mean Brett Favre gets all grandpa-y after the game in the locker room. After literally squashing the Dallas Cowboys 34 to 3 and putting up and Al Bundy esque “4 touchdowns, 1 game” performance, […]
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Adam Lambert Thinks Idol Will Survive Without Cowell
Adam Lambert, who’s first music video for his hit single ‘Whatdya Want From Me’ premiered today, also taped an episode of Oprah set to air next Tuesday, to discuss his album, touring, and the departure of Simon Cowell from Idol after this current season. As for if the show will survive without Cowell? Lambert thinks […]
Incase You Missed it.
The American Idol reject single of the season (You know, the horrible one they bring back for the finale ) emerged last night at the show’s Atlanta auditions. General Larry Platt sang his original instant classic, “Pants on the Ground.” Check it out, it’s brill!
Who’s Responsible for this Stinky Inky?
It’s Danny “Karaoke” Gokey, the one who kept hangin’ around for whatever reason last season on American Idol. Since you havent heard an ounce about his career since the show ended, he was bound to pop up for doing something. Here he got this ugly but sweet tattoo in memory of his wife. All for […]
Move Over Glee, Cowells Back!
Fox has a number one new show with Glee but hold on to your pocket protectors gleeks because another new batch of singers is moving back into town. Glee will take a mid season pause on December 9th and be off the air all the way until April 2010!!! Why the long break you ask? […]
Adam Lambert Has Time For Miracles
Here’s the full in-its-entirety glory that is Adam Lambert‘s new single: “Time For Miracles.” While we predict a massive hit, we’re wishing the whole thing sounded less Aerosmith and more Lambert. But maybe it’ll grow on us. And we should be praising miracles that it’s Adam Lambert we’re listening to, and not that creepy christian […]
Justin Guarini’s Marrying A Girl!
That ole lover of vaginas, Justin Guarini is getting married! We haven’t been this upset since those other skirt-chasers, Liberace, Elton John and David Gest tied the knot! Surprisingly, the nuptials tie in with the release of the recording of his highly-anticipated third solo disc! The 30 year-old singer is getting hitched to 27 year-old […]
Simon Cowell to Continue Charting Course of American Culture
American Idol remains a juggernaut, but the show that inspired it, the UK’s Pop Idol, isn’t even on the air anymore. Over there, they have The X Factor – a near-identical show created by Simon Cowell that allows groups to compete alongside solo singers. But we might get both! U-S-A! U-S-A! Simon and his people […]
Judge Ellen: “I’ve Spent My Whole Life Being Judged”
American Idol’s new judge wants America to know that living in LesbianLand is great training for a judge! The comedic superstar took to her show on Tuesday to address rumors that she would make a bad judge. Explained Ellen: “Apparently, there’s a lot of debate going on right now, whether I’m qualified or not to […]
Paula Abdul Mocks Ellen On Divas, Embarrasses Herself
If Carrot Top has taught us anything, it’s that putting on a crazy wig doesn’t necessarily translate to humor. Former American Idol host Paula Abdul lampooned new host Ellen with a zany blonde wig at the VH1 “Divas” concert last night (and I use the term “Divas” loosely). Unfortunately, her tribute wasn’t very funny. Said […]
