“Paula Abdul is half Jewish, half Palestinian. We should send her to the Middle East. And hopefully…that will be the end of her.” –BJ Novak I’m actually considering watching American Idol again now that Paula will spend that time in a Xanax fugue on the couch in her living room instead of trying my patience […]
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Paula Abdul Is Not Returning To Idol
It’s official. Paula Abdul has tweeted. “With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol.” Paula’s money-based decision comes after months of speculation. It also comes at the eleventh hour – Idol auditions were scheduled to begin in Denver on Friday. And how bitter is Paula? Never one to miss an opportunity […]
WTF?! Idol Shocker! Kara DioGuardi Is Coming Back
Hey, Paula! Guess who’s coming back for more? E! Online reports that American Idol “Fourth” judge, Kara DioGuardi is coming back for more. The lukewarmly-received judge is indeed back on board for season number nine, despite an “agreement” for fellow judge Paula having yet to be reached. Why bring Kara back? Personally, we’d rather see […]
Danny Gokey And Adam Lambert Really Like Each Other
Danny Gokey is sick and tired of the hatin’. The Idol loser, currently on tour with the winner, thinks that all the Lambert and Gokey fans should get along. He tells MTV News that the Gokey/Lambert camps need to form a truce. So what does the Wisconsin christian guy have to say about his supposed […]
Paula Abdul: Not Just Here For The Music
Reports are flying in that “I’m Just Here For The Music” singer Paula Abdul is “demanding” $20 million during negotiations for her return to the next season of American Idol. Simon Cowell and Ryan Seacrest have already weighed in about the formers Lakers cheerleader. Both have said that they want her back and that everything […]
$eacrest $igns for 3 More
In no way does Ryan Seacrest seem like he only does this or that for the money, but he must be doing something right for the mega bucks he’s getting from American Idol. As pay raises are the theme of these latest Idol contract extensions, including Simon Cowell’s 144 million, the shows famed host is […]
Seacrest Aims for Raise on Idol
It’s actually surprising that Ryan Seacrest only was making $5 million per year for American Idol, but if the upcoming contract extensions work out, he could be getting a significant raise! No were not talking $140 million Simon Cowell dollars here, but THR is reporting that a deal that would give Seacrest a major pay […]
Paula Abdul Optimistic About Idol Return
Paula Abdul is pretty optimistic about her return to American Idol next season, though her contract is now expired. Though there’s alway rumors of her actual worth on the show, and if the producers will want to bring her back or go with a new judge who has more knowledge and the balls to criticize, […]
And the Rich Get Richer
Talk about a raise! Simon Cowell is going to climb even higher on the rich list if he agrees to stick with American Idol after his contract runs out next May. This past season, Cowell made a reported $36 million dollars for judging the reality singing competition, but its being reported that Fox and 19 […]
Lambert, Out!
Surprise surprise, Adam Lambert is Gay! Okay, so it’s not really a surprise, as he tells the latest issue of Rolling Stone; “I don’t think it should be a surprise for anyone to hear I’m gay,” Clearly taking a jab at Clay Aiken’s “I’m Gay” cover of People that took him 5 years to admit, […]
