Angelina Jolie with movie star looks and dowdy old Jennifer Aniston inferred Joan Collins to the Daily Mail. Joan has made a career wearing too much make up and styled wigs and calling it Hollywood Glamour. It’s just a no no to compare the two, Angelina ran off with Jens husband and besides most people […]
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Angelina Jolie, Brad Pitt, Madonna and Tom Cruise adopted kids to run the world?
Inforwars.com and various other sites can be a hazzard to your health, keeping you up for days watching the endless scary videos and reading about the most diabolical plans of the elite to take over the world. Fema Camps, 911 conspiracies, Deliberate engineered economic collapse,Illuminate, Marshall Law are just a few of the subjects rammed […]
Angelina Jolie Joins Twitter
Angelina Jolie has joined Twitter. But don’t get to excited, because it would appear there won’t be any twit pics of Maddox and Pax picking on Shiloh and Zahara. Jolie has the account locked, and is following zero people, as well as having zero followers. A source tells Usmagazine.com: “Jolie had her people obtain the […]
Kim Kardashian to Take Over For Angelina in Tomb Raider?
There’s a rumor going around that Kim Kardashian is at the top of the list of candidates to take over the role of Lara Croft in the Tomb Raider series from Angelina Jolie. It was revealed previously that Jolie would not be back for the film’s third installment because the producers wanted to cast a […]
Angelina Jolie is Too Pretty and Famous and Perfect to Be a Model
You ever see those ads for St. John in fashion magazines featuring Angelina Jolie and think “What the hell is St. John and how did they wrangle Angelina Jolie?” St. John is on the same page. They realized Angelina was overshadowing the brand and have ditched her in favor of Jack White’s wife Karen Elson. […]
If You Can Land Angelina Jolie, Your Days of Banging 10s Still Aren’t Over
This makes sense: in an interview with German woman’s magazine Das Neue (translation: Works Sets You Free), Angelina Jolie said she “doubts that fidelity is absolutely essential for a relationship.” And she knows that fidelity isn’t absolutely essential for other people’s relationships. Just playin’, girl. Adopt me.
Angelina Thinks Obama Is O-Lamer
When it comes to our patron saint of Pulitzer president, Angelina Jolie ain’t drinking the Obama cool aid. According to a source at US magazine, “She hates him. She’s into education and rehabilitation and thinks Obama is all about welfare and handouts. She thinks Obama is really a socialist in disguise.” What?! A Hollywood star […]
Megan Fox Not The Next Angelina, Just a Brat
Megan Fox insists to the latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, she’s not the next Angelina Jolie. “She always seems otherworldly in her power and her confidence, I’m sure she has no idea who I am. But if I were her, I’d be like, ‘Who the f— is this little bulls— brat who was in Transformers […]
Thankfully, there’s still some hope for The Gays…
Brangelina: Still living in sin!Tabloids and Star magazine start retracting their comments about an intimate Brandelina Wedding!Remember our recent shock and disappointment regarding a possible Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie wedding, just a few days back? Well, we’re happy to report that, fortunately, it was, in fact, a joke (sort of)! It seems the tabloids are getting […]
What about the Gays?
So according to The Star Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie got married this afternoon in New Orleans. Well, that’s great and all, but what about the gays??! “In the past, the pair have said they would not get married until same sex couples were granted the right to wed in America.” I dunno know about this. […]
