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Pete Wentz Hopes His Wifes a Bitch.

Pete Wentz couldn’t be happier that his wife, Ashlee Simpson is headed back to the small screen for work on Melrose Place. Pete is going to get some more daddy duty while Ashlee is filming the show, and he told reporters at this weeks Kids Choice Awards of his wifes new role, “I think it […]

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Pete Wentz Called His Baby a What?

In the December issue of Details magazine, with Tom Cruise on the cover, Pete Wentz opens up about becoming a father to his new son, Bronx Mowgli, claiming that it changed his life for the better. Though Wentz does admit that Bronx was not planned, he calls him a “happy accident,” saying, “It was a […]

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Everyone loves a pregnant girl.

Ashlee Simpson and her husband Pete Wentz were mobbed by photographers while leaving a resturaunt in West Hollywood.

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I ain’t pregnant y’all!

Ashlee Simpson does Shape and Mold Shape Magazine! I wonder if they airbrushed in that shimmery-shiny skin tone, or if she actually had some glossy cleavage tattooed onto her anorexic, surgery-addicted cute-ass little bod!

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Joe $impson is at it again

First there was the news that Ashlee and Pete were engaged. Then there was the pregnancy rumors/not rumors. And now, in the least surprising of events, Joe Simpson is trying to make more money off of his kids!

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Ashlee Simpson is a sad, incestuous bi*ch.

She will now marry her grandson! On their personal blog (united blog, that is…  Aww!), friendsorenemies.com; ‘Granny-Hat’ Simpson and Pete Wentz recently announced their official engagement:

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It’s a BITTERSWEET WORLD, grandma!

Gumby Granny Ashlee Simpson out on the town! So, she found her long-lost kid, and now she’s making up for lost time with one of her great grandkids!  Why is it grannies always pretend to be mad, even when its obvious they’re out, showering you with gifts?!  Actually, I take that back.  I’m sure it’s […]

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Ashlee Simpson exits the doctor’s office looking PUFFY, sickly, and depressed!

On a Monday, I am waiting; on a Tuesday, I am FADING; and by Wednesday… Is that world’s most depressing peace sign or what? Whatever happened to fun, vibrant Ashlee Simpson?!  The girl is fading before our eyes!  Dang!  Ashlee’s looking like a perfect candidate to star in the next big Lifetime Movie about some […]

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