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Britney Spears is Havesexwithable Again

Peep the new Candie’s ad, shot by Terry Richardson. Britney’s father has clearly cut off her access to funnel cake. It’s been a roller-coaster ride through the peaks and troughs of sanity and comeliness, but Britney’s back, bitch.

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On This Day in History

Three years ago TODAY!  Britney Spears went mad and shaved her head. This guy remembers it with a tattoo.  How do you remember Britney’s meltdown? *On a side note.  She’s come so far in the past three years!  It’s great to have Britney back and better than ever!!

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Almost Free; Britney Headed to Court Today

Britney Spears is expected in LA court in just a little under an hour today for a simple “checkup” procedure. Ms. Spears can not be completely free from her conservatorship until she gets a good review from the judge, and this is just another step in the right direction. Britney has been under the watch […]

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Britney Spears: Breaking Free

The time frame is up, and now it’s only a matter of some deets and sigs before Britney Spears is un-chained and free from her conservatorship. According to a source, Brit’s people have been meeting with lawyers discussing the move recently, which would take her out from under her dad’s watch. Though the business conservatorship […]

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Happy Birthday Dear Britney!

Britney Spears turns the big 2-8 today! 27 was a heck of a year for Ms. Spears, so the possibilities of 28 are endless! Now that she seems to be openly dating one of her handlers, Jason Trawick, it looks like she’s finally back in that good place. Happy birthday Britney!

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STARZLIFE PICS: Britney Spears at LAX

Don’t look so sad, girl, you’ll be back on top of the Yahoo! search rankings again in no time. Michael Jackson can only die once. You still have a lifetime of meltdowns ahead of you.

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Beat It, Britney: Jacko Most Yahoo!’d

The King of Pop dethroned Britney, bitch, to become 2009’s most-searched celeb on Yahoo!, so says Yahoo! That sentence looks emphatic, but Yahoo! is technically spelled with an exclamation point, so you can’t end a sentence with it without sounding exuberant. To wit: She turned to him and whispered, “I’ll check Yahoo!” Michael Jackson’s death […]

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Britney Breaks Records Down Under

Get your head out of the gutter – we’re not talking about Madonna‘s lady parts. We’re speaking of Britney Spears‘ tour numbers! Everyone’s favorite crazy gal set a new record in concert ticket sales at the Acer Arena in Sydney, Australia this year. Despite being torn a new one by the media for lip-synching, Brit […]

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Courtney Love Makes Some Weird Claims About Britney Spears

Stranger things have happened with Courtney Love, so no surprise here.  But Courtney Love has recently made some pretty strange claims about what she “knows” about Britney Spears. In a recent rant on her Facebook page Love wrote; “britneys dad molested her , imagine the father that molested you owning you for slavery while your […]

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Is Britney Ready To Walk Down The Aisle?

Break out the  straitjacket! The Oops I Did It Again singer has a wedding on her mind! Sources are speculating that our favorite crazy Louisiana gal, Britney Spears, is getting clucky around her new fella  – manager/boyfriend Jason Trawick. A loose-lipped OK Magazine “insider” vomited the following gossip: “Britney said she does not have a […]

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