If the months following a divorce are nothing but a battle of Look-How-Good-I’m-Doing-Without-You-Honey, Kate Gosselin is surely losing. Ex-husband Jon is stringing along two women, vacationing with famous designers in St. Tropez, and buying luxury condos in Manhattan. Kate, on the other hand, still has bad hair and is buying a condo in Rockville, MD, […]
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Lohan Family to Michael: “Forget Jon Gosselin, You’re Supposed to Ruin Our Lives”
When we last checked in, Jon Gosselin, da dopest pimp on da block, was getting all tight with Michael Lohan, da dopiest simp in da solar system. Now the Lohans, for not the first time, are saying, “Hey, remember us, you dumb predicate felon?” and “Where the hell is my goddamn child support?” To be […]
He Ain’t No Captain Save-a-Ho: Jon Gosselin Single Again
Play on, player! Pimp-stylez-to-da-max mack-master Jon Gosselin says he’s single! You can’t keep this man tied down. Or quiet. Read on:
Is There Some Sort of Exclusive Club for Horrible, Famous People? Jon and Kate are Staying with Michael Lohan
I once went to see Sean Lennon at the then-extant Virgin Megastore. A bunch of low-level celebs showed up – Claire Danes, Ben Lee, a couple Parkey Posey-esque actresses – and even though they arrived separately, they all found each other and stood around chatting. I turned to my friend and said, “Why do all […]
Jon Gosselin’s Latest Date Resigns as Tabloid Reporter
The last we heard about Jon Gosselin was that he was in the Hamptons with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, but their relationship was unclear. Now it is being reported that Major has resigned from her post at Star Magazine! The magazine issued this statement on their website: “Star Senior Reporter Kate Major resigned […]
Jon Gosselin’s Bizarre Double Date
Jon Gosselin is in the Hamptons not with GF Hailey Glassman or with designer Christian Audigier, but with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, according to Us Magazine. It is unclear whether the two are dating or ‘just friends’. Jon was previously seen dining with Major in NYC. Major isn’t the only strange dinner companion […]
They’re on a boat! They’re on a boat! They’re on a boat in the South of France, just ballin’!
What came first? Jon’s reinvention of himself as a super-ultra-cool Ed Hardy-rocking father, or his friendship with the man who gifted the world with that label, French haberdasher Christian Audigier? Jon, minus his eight kids and ex-wife, plus his 24-year-old jump off, frolicked in the South of France on a yacht paid for by Von […]
Jon Gosselin For Match.com
Match.com-Jon Gosselin – watch more funny videos Funny or Die has done it again. In this new Match.com spoof, a faux Jon Gosselin talks about his perfect woman. “I want to meet someone whose hair cut is symmetrical, who likes BlueTooths, Ed Hardy T-shirts, tractors and doesn’t mind that I already have eight half white […]
Jon & Kate: A Statement
Jon & Kate Gosselin have released the following joint statement through TLC this morning; During this very difficult time we will be working to focus solely on the needs of our family. This includes no longer commenting publicly or reacting to media stories and speculation. Our goal is to do the very best for our […]
The Show Mustn’t Go On
At least not for a little bit! In fact, There won’t be any new episodes of Jon & Kate +8 until August 3rd! After last night’s big announcment on a separation, followed by the news that Kate had filed actual divorce papers, TLC has decided to hault production of the show to let things sort […]
