First and foremost: both songs titled “I Kissed a Girl” – the one by Katy Perry and the one by Jill Sobule – are awful. The Jill Sobule version is an eye-rolling albeit ignorable 90’s one-hit wonder. Katy Perry‘s ditty is one of the worst hit songs in recent memory. Top 10 worst of its year, […]
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There’s No Font for Sarcasm – Jill Sobule Doesn’t Really Think Katy Perry is a “F**king Little Slut”
Katy Perry and Posh Spice to Catch Contact High From Sitting in Paula’s Seat
“Paula Abdul is half Jewish, half Palestinian. We should send her to the Middle East. And hopefully…that will be the end of her.” –BJ Novak I’m actually considering watching American Idol again now that Paula will spend that time in a Xanax fugue on the couch in her living room instead of trying my patience […]
Josh Groban Vicariously Feeling Up Katy Perry’s Breasts
Did Katy Perry get a tattoo of alleged amour Josh Groban‘s name on her chest? Either way, you get a flash of some Katy clevage, so stop complaining that Josh’s (misspelled) name is all over it and not yours. Perry uploaded the pic to her Twitter yesterday,cheekily adding, “OH NO!!! I WAS SO DRUNK! I […]
Who’s Fulfilling Every Man’s Dream?
Pizza, and a naked woman in the bath tub? It’s Katy Perry!! Katy posted this photo to her twitter page. (clearly to tease all of her male fans) Is this her spoof on risque internet photos? It’s working! Follow @Starzlife on Twitter!
Katy Perry Doesn’t Fear the Swine Flu.
Is it too soon for Swine Flu jokes? Not for Katy Perry. Or us! Perry blogged this week; “Since swine flu is super trendy I wanted to make sure I was in style with my swine flu ring!” to which she showed off a photo of a pig ring adding, “I got this one in […]
Quote of the Day.
“Celibacy for the whole year? I’d rather die. That was a joke, and any fine journalist would have got that.“ -Katy Perry tells reporters over the recent report that she’d only be sharing kisses with her pussy this year. Breathe easy ladies and gentlemen!
NOT Engaged!
“NOT engaged! But thanks for the free press New York Daily News! You should fact check with the source before you spread world wide news like that. Merry Christmas!” -Katy Perry wrote on her official blog regarding rumors that boyfriend Travis McCoy had proposed to her and the two were engaged to be married. McCoy […]
