Just one day after the judge extended her probation from two previous DUI’s until 2011, Nicole Richie attended her court appointed driving school in Glendale. Nicole is on good standing with the judge, and the driving school, but has taken two leave of absences from class in order to have both of her children, Harlow […]
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Seacrest Stalker Sentenced to Two Years in the Slammer
Ryan Seacrest 26-year-old stalker was sentenced to two years in prison this morning, after pleading no contest to felony stalking last March. The judge showed no mercy on Chidi Uzomah, who stalked Seacrest outside of an Orange County hospital, armed with a knife and then later violated his restraining order by showing up to the […]
Michael Lohan Thinks Lindsay Would Prefer Jail to Rehab
Lindsay Lohan is one day away from a court appearance that could potentially send her to jail, but could that be what she wants? According to her father Michael Lohan, she’d rather go to jail than have to go to rehab! We know what you’re thinking, “of course Michael Lohan is blabbing out about the […]
Snoop’s UK Ban Lifted
Get ready Brits, Snoop Dogg is comin’ your way! After nearly three years of banishment from the UK following a fight at London’s Heathrow Airport, the Doggfather is welcome back in the country. The ban was lifted once in 2008, but it was taken to the court of appeals, where they put it back in […]
It’s Taking Longer to Put Lil’ Wayne Behind Bars Than It Took to Put Michael Jackson In the Ground
Is Weezy ever going to the slammer? In the time since the start of his sentence has been delayed twice, he could have recorded 300 mixtapes. The AP reports that Wayne’s sentencing – already delayed once so that the three remaining real teeth in Wayne’s head could be drilled – has again been delayed due […]
Rapper-Hating Pig Files: Juvenile Arrested
“Sir, you look intoxicated, won’t you back that ass up? Your narc-ass neighbors called us, won’t you back that ass up? Now put your hands behind your back and back that ass up. You have the right to remain silent and shut that ass up.” How many times do I have to type “legalize all […]
The Catholic Church Confuses Columbia Pictures with Nietzsche
The Catholic Church’s lawyer, who is probably Jewish like their lord, wants Columbia Pictures to cough up some green for killing Christ on camera in their end-0f-times effects flick 2012: Brazil’s Catholic Church is suing Hollywood for using unauthorized images of Rio’s famous giant Christ statue in its disaster movie blockbuster “2012,” a lawyer involved […]
Seacrest Stalker pleads Not Guilty
The man nabbed for stalking Ryan Seacrest in a parking lot has entered a not guilty plea…Again. Chidi Uzomah, the US Army Special Forces reserved was charged last November with one felony count of stalking, and two misdemeanors for violating court orders when he was caught with a knife outside of Seacrest’s office in Los […]
Chris Brown Responds to Rihanna Interview
Though he has no right to say anything ever, Chris Brown is responding to the recent interview Rihanna gave regarding the incident that happened between them. It was the first time Rihanna has spoke publicly about the events of that night, and here’s what attacker Chris Brown had to say. While I respect Rihanna’s right […]
No Doubt Being Stick in the Mud Over Video Game
No Doubt isn’t very happy about a feature in the new Band Hero game that allows for the player to let certain band members perform other bands songs. The band has filed a lawsuit against Activision, makers of the popular video game claiming that singer Gwen Stefani is able to sing some suggestive Rolling Stones […]
