Levi Johnston, the ex of Bristol Palin and father to her son Tripp is seeking full custody of their 3-year-old son after witnessing “bad parenting” on her reality show, ‘Life’s a Tripp.’ Johnston has reportedly picked up the necessary paperwork needed to file for custody of his son, after watching Bristol’s parenting skills on her […]
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Check Out The Cover Of Levi Johnston’s New Book
We’re not even going to waste much time on this, so we’ll let you fill in the blank. The cover of Levi Johnston’s new book, ‘Deer In The Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin’s Crosshairs’ is ____________________ The answer is cheap.
Levi Running for Mayor on Television?
We feel like anything Levi Johnston pulls from here on out will definitely be a laugh out loud moment! We already had heard rumors he’d been pitching a reality show, but now the details of the shows format have been revealed. Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor’s Office will follow Levi on his road […]
Bristol Palin’s Secret Engagement!
Wow! No wonder he had to issue that private and public apology to the Palin family for all the crap he said about them. Levi Johnston was getting ready to pop the question! In an exclusive cover interview for Us Weekly, the soon to be John$tons are telling all about their secret engagement, and why […]
Levi Johnston Wants To Dance With The Stars
Everybody’s favorite Palin isn’t content with showing the world his pecker, he now wants to give it the Lindy Hop! That’s right, Alaskan boy babe Levi Johnston wants to join that big celebs comeback place in the sky: Dancing With The Stars. The Playgirl cover dude says: “I think if my phone were to ring […]
Levi Johnston Scraps ‘Johnston” Shots in Playgirl
Thankfully, Levi Johnston won’t be baring all for the upcoming issue of Playgirl magazine. As it was originally reported, Johnston would be showing his ‘johnson’ for the mag, but in the end he must have had cold feet. (or cold somethin) because they scrapped the nudes. A spokesperson for the mag had this to say; […]
Levi Is Worried About Johnston Size
According to Page Six, Levi Johnston is terribly worried about the size of his manhood. Sarah Palin‘s one-time future son-in-law is apparently fretting that his pecker might not be so impressive. Of course, Bristol (and perhaps Kathy Griffith) can only testify for sure about that one – but we’re starting to get worried too. The […]
It’s Offical. Levi’s People: “We’re Talking Full Johnson”
There may not be peace in the Middle East – yet – but it has been announced that Levi Johnston will show America… his penis!. Levi Johnston, the almost-son-in-law of Republican retard Sarah Palin, will reveal everything, including the Johnson, for the upcoming issue of Playboy. The issue is scheduled to coincide with Palin’s guest […]
Levi To Let His Johnston Hang Out For Playgirl
Good news for all Levi Johnston fans! The sexy Sarah Palin almost-son-in-law is going to “bare all” for Playgirl! Page Six reports that Johnston’s spread, tentatively scheduled for mid November, is one viewers will be “enthralled by.” And Johnston’s manager reports that he is “90 percent sure” the spread will include full-frontal nudity! We take […]
Levi Johnston Pistachio Commercial
Levi Johnston is nuts, is showing some nuts, is selling nuts! And we don’t mean the ones he’s related to, we wish he was. Trying to show the world that it’s safe to eat pistachios again; the Wonderful Pistachio people picked Republican sperm donor, and Kathy Griffin lover, Levi Johnston as their spokesperson. The slogan: […]
