A bench warrant has been issued for the arrest of Lindsay Lohan! After failing her drug tests for not one but TWO substances, Lohan’s probation hass been revoked, and she’ll have to face Judge Eldin Fox on Friday morning. It’s very very likely that he will show NO mercy this time. Hope you are interested […]
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Lindsay Lohan Fails MULTIPLE Drug Tests
She’s the gift that keeps on giving! Fresh out of rehab, Lindsay Lohan has been showing up to all of her random drug tests as ordered by the court. Only problem is she’s been bringing them dirty results! A report first broke that Lindsay had tested positive for drugs to which she denied it. When […]
Michael Lohan’s Prayers Were Answered Last Night
Michael Lohan must have had Us Weekly on speed dial last night when he tuned into the VMA’s because he couldn’t wait to reveal that his prayers had been met. Lohan’s famous daughter, Lindsay, appeared in the opening skit with host Chelsea Handler, making light of her current battle with the law which caused her […]
Snooki Says She’s Not a Lindsay Wannabe!
Despite what a New Jersey judge said yesterday, Snooki want’s you to know she’s NOT a Lindsay Lohan wannabe. And she’s got a point! Snooki said today in a statement: “I definitely thought it was harsh,” she says. “I never drank and drove, I don’t do drugs – I do nothing that Lindsay does, so […]
Judge Calls Snooki a “Lindsay Lohan Wannabe”
Not exactly legal speak, but hilarious none the less! Snooki was in a Seaside Heights court room this morning, over that little public drunkenness arrest last month while filming Jersey Shore season 3. It was a short hearing, where she plead her case, and was essentially given a slap on the wrist. Snooks received one […]
Clooney Beats ‘Machete’ Over LDW
Most of you probably didn’t know George Clooney had a new film coming out this weekend, but apparently a lot of you did! George’s latest film, The American, came out this weekend to take the box office from the star studded ‘Machete.’ Many thought the new Robert Rodriguez film had won at the BO this […]
Machete Opens Today, and Kicks Mejor Culo!
If you do anything this weekend besides overdose on college football, GO SEE MACHETE! In traditional Robert Rodriguez fashion, this movie does NOT disappoint! If by chance you go, and don’t enjoy the film, then just look at it as spending $15 bucks to see 20 or so minutes of Lindsay Lohan’s boobs on the […]
Lindsay to Dad: Cease and Desist!
Though Michael Lohan has recently made it sound as if He and Lindsay had been communicating, even letting her decide the name of his new rehab facility, what he really meant to say was, “I’m selling pages of her diary, any takers?” Apparently Michael has gotten his hands on a diary that Lindsay wrote in […]
Lindsay Lohan Talks Downward Spiral, Dad in Vanity Fair
We’ve got to believe she inked this deal and shot these photos before she started her jail/rehab stint, but Lindsay Lohan is everywhere in the weeks of her release! Lindsay Lohan is currently appearing on the October cover of Vanity Fair, talking about where things went south, and how she intends on getting her career […]
Michael Lohan Opening Cali Rehab Facility
In his latest attempt to act like he’s close with his daughter, Michael Lohan has announced plans to open a rehab facility in California. Currently scouting locations, Michael explains to the media he will have zero tolerance for prescription drugs: “I’m going to have a protocol that will be have to be followed. I don’t […]
