Halle-lujah! Sometimes the po-lice do do a great job. Michael Lohan, the child trafficking father of Indian activist/actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. The deadbeat dad was arrested in Southampton, N.Y. and charged with criminal contempt for “allegedly violating an order of protection.” That’s where Dina comes in. The “White Oprah” (as she once famously […]
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Lindsay Saves India; Returns To The US
Lindsay Lohan has returned from her Stop The Child Trafficking Tour of India, and is safe and well in L.A. The philanthropic actress – who just take home next year’s Nobel Peace prize – appeared at LAX this weekend looking tired but happy after a long journey saving lives. Except did she? Lohan, who is […]
Behind the Scenes of Lindsay’s Steamy Photo Shoot
A video from behind the scenes of Lindsay Lohan’s shoot for Muse Magazine has hit the net. This is the Kate Moss re-imagining that has Lindsay stripping down that you’ve read all about on the net, Some of the photos have been released, but now you can watch how it all went down. Honestly the […]
Rejoice! Saint Lindsay Lohan Is Off To Save India
Everybody’s favorite Ambassador of Goodwill (If you call goodwill sharing a dime bag) is taking a journey: to the far off land of India. Sources are reporting that Saint Lindsay Lohan is taking a pilgrimage to India with the BBC to make a documentary about poor children. Nobody has confirmed yet whether Mother Dina Lohan […]
Lindsay Has A New Lov-ah
Sources (and photogs) are reporting that Lindsay Lohan has found a new love (and it’s a boy!) The fresh-faced star was seen during the walk of shame at fellow actor’s – cough, cough – Jason Segel‘s house yesterday. And despite the fact that she was found leaving his home at 7am, Lindsay took to the […]
Connolly & Lohan; Stranger Things Have Happened
According to In Touch Weekly, Lindsay Lohan is not hard at work to get back with Samantha, but instead heading back over the bridge to the land of men. Not sure what Entourage’s Kevin Connolly would want with the washed up star, but maybe there’s something we all don’t see. The pair have known each […]
Gentlemen Prefer Tokers: Marilyn Monroe Loved Her Marijuana
Who knew that screen siren Marilyn Monroe was a stoner?! A new video showing the ‘Gentlemen Prefer Blondes’ sex pot, smoking a joint at a private home in New Jersey – 50 years ago – has surfaced. But don’t expect to find Marilyn lighting up on YouTube anytime soon. The silent color film was purchased […]
Lindsay Came Home To Dina For The Holidays
All is well in the world. Lindsay Lohan returned to Dina‘s side for the joyous Thanksgiving holiday. And she made garlic mashed potatoes. Dina Lohan (AKA White Oprah AKA Orange Oprah) issued a statement to reporters (as any normal mother would when a daughter returns home): “Lindsay is making the garlic mashed potatoes. They are […]
Lindsay Lohan Is In Therapy, Not Rehab
Although Michael Lohan tried to make her go to rehab (and she said no, no, no), Lindsay Lohan is allegedly in therapy. A friend of the troubled hack-tress has revealed that: “She goes two, sometimes three times a week. This is not a program or substance abuse counselor or police officer watching over her; it’s […]
Lohan Will Remain As “Artistic Advisor” To Ungaro
As difficult as it is to believe, Lindsay Lohan will maintain her post as “Artistic Advisor” to European fashion powerhouse, Ungaro. Despite overseeing a debut line that looked like possum wear for coke whores, Lindsay’s “direction” gave Ungaro some much-needed publicity. And apparently the clothes sold! Who was buying them? Dina?! Says president and chief […]
