Strange as it may sound, a notable director actually has his hopes up for Lindsay Lohan for his next movie. Good luck with snagging her though, I mean, she is the hardest working woman she knows… Director Robert Rodriguez, (Desperado, Grindhouse) want’s Linds for his new film, MacHete. Her movie resume is a little less […]
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Tanning Beds “As Deadly As Arsenic”; Paris Goes Into Hiding
This news just in, bitches: Tanning beds are as deadly as arsenic and mustard gas. A new study reveals that indoor tanning beds and ultraviolet radiation are “probable carcinogens.” Medical journal Lancet Oncology published the hot mess news flash on Wednesday, and issued this shocker: The risk of skin cancer jumps by 75 percent when […]
EXCLUSIVE!!! Lindsay Lohan Takes Vacation In A Bottle
Lindsay Lohan took time out of her busy schedule Sunday to attend a Malibu house party sponsored by hot new Hollywood health drink, VIB or Vacation In A Bottle. Lindsay, no stranger to vacations or bottles, took in the festivities behind dark sunglasses and knee-high boots. Wonder what else was in that vacation bottle? Check […]
Lindsay Lohan’s Milkshake Brings the Papps to the Yard
Lindsay Lohan really wants to do everything – act, sing, design leggings, have a tan, and work at a milkshake store. Wait, what? Lilo was spotted in West Hollywood last night behind the counter of Millions of Milkshakes, an overpriced milkshake store with a celebs twist – all the milkshakes are named after celebs. Linds […]
Sam Pulls Relationship Cliche, Pitches LiLo’s Clothes into Street
Sam Ronson pulled the oldest trick in the book by throwing Lindsay Lohan‘s clothes out into the street after a fight yesterday night. More details after the link.
Did You Watch Lindsay in Labor Pains?
Did you watch Labor Pains last night? It’s okay if you didn’t — it’ll be replayed on ABC Family until Lindsay Lohan is 40 years old, as opposed to just looking 40 years old. I wasn’t planning on watching it, but somebody broke into my house, tied me down, taped open my eyelids Clockwork Orange […]
Quote of the Day
“That’s disgusting! I don’t want to see it. We can’t stop it, but I wish she would get herself out of this situation where she puts herself in the limelight where people are going to pick on her.” -Michael Lohan talking about the hustler spoof porn about his daughter, Lindsay Lohan. He’s totes going to […]
Because You Can Never Have Enough Lindsay Posts in One Day
Lindsay Lohan‘s Fornarina commercial is probably the funniest thing I have and will ever see in my entire life. It’s her greatest achievement in front of a camera. Seriously, even Mean Girls doesn’t come close, and that’s Lindsay’s best movie. Unfortunately, these print ads for Fornarina don’t come anywhere near the hilarity of Linds lethargically […]
Hayden Panettiere is Still Trying to Make This Whole Actress Thing Happen
Hayden Panettiere is like a mini Jennifer Aniston. She achieved a whole lot of success on a hit television show, but refuses to take “no one likes you off their TV set” as an answer. Hayden, like Jen, continues making box-office crap and only makes up for it by appearing semi-nude everywhere. I guess that’s […]
Lindsay’s Triumphant Return To The Small Screen: Project Runway “Judge”
OK, so small steps people, small steps… Starzlife can’t wait for the sixth season of Project Runway, sashaying to Lifetime August 20. Besides the celebration of the hit show’s return, it’s also the return of… Lindsay Lohan! Click here to check out the 16 new designers. We have three words for Lindsay. Make It Work! […]
