Folks. Lemme explain Judaism to you from a member’s perspective: we’re doing fine without you. Don’t get me wrong: you people are great. After all, you do make up 99.99% of the global population, so you’ve gotta be doing something right. But the way we make more Jews is by taking two Jews and getting […]
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Madonna’s Ex to Release Racy Photos, Nothing We Haven’t Seen Before
Somebody’s pulling a “Paris Hilton Storage Locker of 2007″ game all over again, but this time they’re reeling in bigger fish. Madonna‘s ex, James Albright, is attempting to release (ahem, sell) old love notes and racy messages left by the pop singer from over 20 years ago. Up for grabs? “17 minutes worth of ‘racy’ […]
Madonna Needs to Hit the Couch More, Gym Less
There is a very fine line between being physically fit with a hot lean body and looking absolutely disgusting. Madonna has slipped into the gross territory before, but a couple of Oreos (or visits to the surgeon) had her looking good again. Now Madge is back into the muscles-attached-to-bones territory. Some advice: No more bicep […]
Your First Taste of the New Madonna: Celebration
Club-goers in Ibiza this weekend were treated to an exclusive Paul Oakenfold remix of the upcoming Madonna single, ‘Celebration.’ And guess what?! It found its way online! We’re loving the old-school, back-to-the-80s sound Madonna’s working this time. The single is the first release of two new singles from her upcoming greatest hits collection, ‘Celebration’ due […]
Madonna Still in Denial About Being 50 as Evidenced by Photo on Her Album Taken in 1986
Here’s the retro cover of Madonna‘s Greatest Hits album called Celebration, to be released in September. Yes, she has three greatest hits albums already. That’s how many hits Madonna has — she needs yet another CD full of singles to encapsulate all the hits she’s had. That, or, even more possibly, Madonna really, really, really […]
Madonna Visits Relatives Of Dead; ‘Criminal’ Investigation Continues
Madonna returned to Marseille this weekend to comfort relatives of the workers who died during her Sticky & Sweet stage collapse. Clad in black and with her hair pulled back, the distraught singer landed at Marseille-Marignane airport with her two adopted children, manager Guy O’Seary, driver and bodyguards. Madonna met with the French family of […]
Madonna’s MJ Tribute
Here’s the clip of Madonna’s tribute to MJ at her O2 show last night. Just a little dance complilation honoring The King of Pop.
Remembering Michael
“I can’t stop crying over the sad news. I have always admired Michael Jackson. The world has lost one of the greats, but his music will live on forever! My heart goes out to his three children and other members of his family. God bless.” – Queen of Pop, Madonna
Madonna’s New Daughter Leaves Malawi
An airport employee in Malawi has let the cat out of the bag that three-year-old Mercy James has left the country on Friday night to be flown to her new London home with Madonna. Madonna was awarded the adoption on June 12 after a ruling in April said that she would not be allowed to […]
Judge Rules Madonna Allowed to Adopt
Madonna won her appeal this morning in Malawi meaning she can start making preparations to bring home 3-year-old Mercy James. Madonna must play the waiting game now, as it should take anywhere from 3-5 days to make all necessary arrangements, but the material girl is said to be very excited and issued the following statement. […]
