What’s up with every non-Jewish approach to burial? When one of us dies, we can’t get ’em in the ground fast enough. You go straight from Cedars-Sinai to Mt. Sinai. (Is “sinai” Hebrew for “sick Jew”?) And none of this revolting solid-gold sarcophagus nonsense, either. You get a wood box. In Israel, I think you […]
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LaToya Jackson Is Hanging Up Her Dancing Shoes
LaToya Jackson will not be Dancing With The Stars. In a surprising moment of humility, the Jackson sister, who recently appeared on the British version of ‘Celebrity Big Brother’ told Access Hollywood: “I’ve been approached to do ‘Dancing With The Stars.’ The fact of the matter is, I won’t be doing it, simply because of […]
Michael Jackson’s Posthumous Concert Film Set for Appropriate Release Near Halloween
Michael Jackson‘s people are keeping the spirit of his Facebook page alive by putting new notes on it. This one has 7,812 “likes” as of this writing. The most I ever got was 9. (It was when I posted “thank God we still have Gary Glitter” 20 minutes after Michael passed away.) On October 30th, […]
“High Profile” Jackson Tribute Scheduled For Vienna
Ready for The King of Pop: The Tribute: Part Two? The Vienna hills are alive with the sound of Michael Jackson. The World Awards confirmed that they will play host next month to a large Jackson tribute concert, featuring “a high profile line-up of international stars.” Some of the name rumblings: Madonna, Kanye West, Alicia […]
“I Gave Michael My Sperm” Says Man Claiming Paternity of Paris Jackson
In a jar? In a sock? For Christmas? UK News of the World is quoting Michael Jackson‘s longtime friend and Paris‘s godfather Mark Lester as as saying, “[I] gave Michael my sperm so that he could have kids – and I believe Paris is my daughter.” What and oddly phrased statement – it seems to […]
Another Jackson Cashes In
The latest Jackson to make money off Michael‘s death? That would be brother Jermaine, who has decided to release a copy of his performance of ‘Smile,’ the song that he sang at brother Michael’s public memorial. Jermaine is also organizing a series of “tribute” concerts in “honor” of his brother, that are expected to bring […]
WATCH THIS!!!! Joe Jackson Vs. Diana Ross, Liza Minelli AND Debbie Rowe!!!
Hey Mister Joe Jackson! Check out this hilarious Jackson custody battle skit courtesy of KnightOverEgypt – featuring cameos from Joe Jackson, Liza Minelli, Diana Ross and a horse-ridin’, white cherry-beggin’ Debbie Rowe! We think Liza (“his BEST girlfriend”) should win! Wanna be a mamaaaa?!!! Click here to follow Starzlife on Twitter!
Joe Jackson Won’t Help Raise Kids; World Breathes Sigh Of Relief
And from the “good news for children all over the world” desk: Joe Jackson has decided not to help raise Michael Jackson‘s kids. In a statement filed in a Los Angeles court on Monday, Jackson said: “I have had a close family relationship with these grandchildren since their birth. I do visit the family residence […]
The Vanity Fair Duel-Off: Farrah Vs. Michael
Vanity Fair’s stunning September issues asks viewers an interesting question: Farrah or Michael? The Conde Nast publication has released two separate covers for its September Style issue: a black and white iconic image of Farrah in her hey day, or a cover picture of Michael Jackson back when… well, he didn’t look so strange. Who […]
Party’s Over, Michael Jackson Bootleggers; Get Back to Calvin Peeing on Stuff
The AP has a lengthy article (don’t worry, I’ll chop it down into an eighth) today about the explosion in unlicensed Michael Jackson material since the pop star’s passing. “We sold 2,000 T-shirts in the first week. We’re still selling a lot” recounts a giddy rag trade pirate. I bet that guy prays before going […]
