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Jackson Custodians Speak Out!

Debbie Rowe thinks the Jackson custodian agreement is just swell. Rowe’s attorney Eric George made a comment to US yesterday, saying: “The sole consideration between the parties was the best interests of the children. I’m proud to have worked with such professionals who represented Ms. Jackson, and I am particularly proud of Deborah for her […]

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Non-Child Abuser Joe Jackson Confirms MJ’s Love Child

Joe Jackson, who, as it turns out, didn’t beat Michael Jackson after all, has dropped another shocking truth-bomb: Omer Bhatti, rumored to be MJ’s love child since scoring a primo seat at the funeral is, in fact, the late singer’s son. In an interview with NewsOne.com (for black America – I’m not being racist, I’m […]

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Jackson’s Last Breakfast

Hey, it’s a slow news day. Michael Jackson’s personal chef is coming out of the kitchen and revealing all. Well, if by all, she means that his non-appearance at breakfast on the day he died was suspect. We smell a book deal: “My boss, Michael Jackson. The Corn Flake days.” Jackson’s personal chef, Kai Chase, […]

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Jackson Custody Deal Reached

Bring those babies down to Kingdom Hall – Katherine Jackson has sole custody of the Jackson children. Not Rebbie. Under a new custody deal, Debbie Rowe will receive visitation rights but won’t ask for custody. 12 year old Prince, 11 year-old Paris, and 7 year-old Blanket have learned that Rowe is their natural mother and […]

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Michael Jackson’s “Doctor” Defends Himself

Despite facing potential manslaughter charges for allegedly shooting up an anxious, sleep-deprived Michael Jackson with Propofol, Dr. Conrad Murray insists he’s innocent! Radar reports that Murray’s team will be vindicated when toxicology reports are revealed. Says the “doctor’s” spokesperson, Tammy Kidd: “”I have no doubt they want to make a case – for goodness sakes, […]

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Jackson Nurse: He Lost 5 Pounds A Day

The latest passenger on the Michael Jackson bandwagon is his private nurse, a woman who says she was with him during his last days. Cherilyn Lee blames his promoters for the strenuous rehearse schedule that she says was making Michael lose 5-6 pounds a day. Says Nurse Loosey Lips: “He was concerned about his weight, […]

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Somebody’s Clearly Not a Michael Jackson Fan

Michael Jackson’s popularity has only gone up since his passing – except for one bitchy person. Rupert Everett, the dude who keeps playing the gay best friend in pretty much all his movies, talked smack about the late King of Pop to Britain’s Daily Mirror.Why were they interviewing this guy to begin with is my […]

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Rebbie Jackson To Mother Jackson Kids

TMZ is reporting that multiple sources are saying that 59 year-old Rebbie Jackson will take custody of the Jackson kids. Early reports confirmed Janet as the logical choice for custody, but t’is not the case. And don’t expect Katherine Jackson to be trudging the kids down to Kingdom Hall anymore. The glassy-eyed Jehovas Witness is […]

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BREAKING NEWS: Michael Jackson’s Doctor Gets Escobar’d

How many times do we have to tell our readers? If you don’t want the DEA running up in your crib, disrupting your drug hustle, remember: 1. To smell-proof your grow room 2. To throw out anything drug-related separately from your personal mail 3. Don’t sell out of your house! 4. Don’t kill Michael Jackson […]

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Michael Jackson Autopsy Results In: It Was An Overdose

Well, here’s the news everybody was expecting. E! News reports that pathology reports from the Los Angeles Coroner’s Office confirm what we all knew: Michael Jackson really loved drugs. What did they find? Find out – after the jump!

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