Bring in the body language experts. Joe Jackson isn’t just content with flogging DVDs to reporters just hours after Michael’s death – or selling himself out for interviews. He’s peddling lies to Larry King. Check out last night’s interview between Larry and Joe – and Joe’s assertion that he never beat his kids (despite numerous […]
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Footage of Moonwalk Practice Nets $50 Million (And Remains Free on YouTube)
You can also see people, to varying degrees of proficiency, do the crip-walk, the “Sponge Bob” dance, and “jumpstyle” (the Netherlands is insane) but none of those people are Michael Jackson. Wait, that’s not true at all; there are 1000’s of Michael Jackson clips on YouTube. But if you want to see exclusive footage from […]
Bill Maher on Michael Jackson: “The Most Famous White Lady To Die Since Princess Diana”
Funny man Bill Maher went where few comics in America have gone recently: Michael Jackson jokes. Jackson, says Bill, was: “The most famous white lady to die since Princess Diana.” The talk show host delivered a hilarious speech that compared the lost promise of Michael Jackson with America. Get ready for this: Says Bill: “Why […]
I’m Not Trying to Be Insensitive, But Shouldn’t 79-Year-Old Katherine Jackson Just Fall Back When It Comes to MJ’s Will? She Already Has a House
Again, I’m not trying to be insensitive. But again: she’s 79. So’s Joe. Why is he launching a record label at 79? He should be taking a lot of naps. The prescient Michael Jackson included a “no contest” clause in his will, meaning that if you decide to quibble with it, you’re immediately out. Katherine […]
“What If” Photo of Michael Jackson Really Depressing
Not depressed enough about Michael Jackson‘s death? Well, here’s something to add to the sadness pile. Buzzfeed found a 1985 Ebony magazine that pontificated what Michael would look like in the year 2000. The results are really tragic. Not because he looks bad – but because he looks fantastic. Unfortunately for photoshop artists in 1985 […]
Hitler Learns of Michael Jackson’s passing
So apparently they just broke the news to Hitler that Michael Jackson had passed away… Never gets old!!
Gross Pictures of Michael Jackson’s Leg, King of Pop May Have Been a Zombie
Do you know that disgusting scene in Requiem for a Dream where Jared Leto is so addicted to heroin that he continues shooting into the same vein, and his arm gets infected and they show his festering wound and all you can think is, Oh Lord I’m never doing drugs. EVER? OK, these pictures of […]
Michael Jackson’s Tragic Comeback
Sadly, it looks like Michael Jackson finally has the music comeback he hoped for. Since his death three weeks ago, Jackson has sold a staggering 2.3 million albums. His album ‘Number Ones’ is the top-selling album in the nation for the third week in a row. Click here to follow Starzlife on Twitter.
LAPD Treating Jackson Death as a Homicide
The latest is that the LAPD (though denying it since it got out) are the ruling death of Michael Jackson as a homicide!! Propofol is a drug used to put patients under at the hospital before a surgery, and definitely not something you should be using at home for pain! The death would be ruled […]
Never Before Seen Footage of When Michael’s Hair Caught Fire!!!
Holy cow! This is footage from the 1984 Pepsi shoot where some pyro went off early which caused Michael Jackson’s hair to catch on fire leaving him with second and third degree burns on his scalp and face!
