Lindsay Lohan and her mother, Dina, are going to speak out about all of the drama in their lives this week! For the first time outside of Twitter, we will get to hear Lindsay and Dina’s take on the Michael Lohan drama when they apear on Entertainment Tonight this coming Thursday. Though Lindsay and little […]
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Landlord Joins the Restraining Order Party Against Michael Lohan
Looks like Lindsay and Ali Lohan won’t be the only ones seeking to get a restraining order against their psycho father, Michael Lohan. Lindsay’s landlord, who might be interested in making some brownie points with the troubled actress after a security fudge at her apartment complex allowed for Michael Lohan and two cops to bust […]
Michael Lohan Accuses Lindsay “Living With HIV”
Oh Michael Lohan. We didn’t think it took a brain surgeon to figure out that if you want to help your daughter, you don’t A:) Accuse her of having HIV on Twitter B:) Disclose for the first time that your daughter has HIV on Twitter when nobody knows and she’s kept it that way for […]
Michael Lohan Speaks about His Unwelcomed Visit
Michael Lohan is still blabbing to the press about his little break-in on daughter Lindsay yesterday afternoon with the LAPD. And his story is way different from Lindsay’s. Michael claims that Lindsay’s apartment was in ruins, with no furnature, and that daughter Ali was crying when she saw him. He tells UsMagazine.com; “I said, ‘Ali, […]
Jon Gosselin’s Hos Playing Besties on Twitter
It’s hard to like either of these two women, Kate Major and Hailey Glassman, but some times you have to give credit where credit is due. Let’s push aside the fact that one (Major) is going to marry Michael Lohan, and both of them have had relations with Jon Gosselin, (which reveals their VERY suspect […]
Michael Lohan’s Engagement Makes Lindsay Want to Vomit
At least one Lohan isn’t excited about Michael Lohan and Kate Major’s engagement. In fact, it makes her want to vomit. Lindsay Lohan, who has not gotten along with her father for a very long time and is frequently battling it out with him in the media has responded to the news that her daddy […]
Lindsay Lohan Tweets Fathers Threat
Lindsay Lohan has took to her Twitter page to post the following disturbing message she received from her father. “My father just sent me this as I was leaving my gym ‘I told you to stop Linds this is the last time…and take down the tweet about me HURTING MOM.. U will be getting a […]
Michael Lohan Says He Never Kicked A Vagina
From the desk of The Impossible To Believe comes this denial from Child Services man-at-large and wannabe celebs and all-time deadbeat dad, Michael Lohan. In case you guessed it, we’re not a fan! Michael Lohan, who was accused last week of putting his brutish hands on his ex-fiancee Erin Muller‘s lady bits (we believe the […]
Michael Lohan Arrested!
Halle-lujah! Sometimes the po-lice do do a great job. Michael Lohan, the child trafficking father of Indian activist/actress Lindsay Lohan has been arrested. The deadbeat dad was arrested in Southampton, N.Y. and charged with criminal contempt for “allegedly violating an order of protection.” That’s where Dina comes in. The “White Oprah” (as she once famously […]
Lindsay Came Home To Dina For The Holidays
All is well in the world. Lindsay Lohan returned to Dina‘s side for the joyous Thanksgiving holiday. And she made garlic mashed potatoes. Dina Lohan (AKA White Oprah AKA Orange Oprah) issued a statement to reporters (as any normal mother would when a daughter returns home): “Lindsay is making the garlic mashed potatoes. They are […]
