You know the end of the world is near when you’re siding with Dina Lohan on parenting skills. But hey, we’ll say it loud and proud: Michael Lohan is one scary mother trucker! Father Of The Year AKA Lindsay Lohan‘s deadbeat dad angrily fired back at a statement that ex-wife Dina Lohan made about Michael’s […]
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Michael Lohan Dishes Lindsay on Maury Today
Maybe he went there hoping to hear, “you are not the father,” but unfortunately for Michael Lohan.. He is. Michael is to appear on Today’s episode of Maury Povich, to talk about his famous daughter and make a few bucks. What he said about her, is sure to put another strain on their already strained […]
Michael Lohan Speaks Out on Lindsay’s Pill Poppin’
Michael Lohan isn’t just giving his opinion on Jon Gosselin‘s life, he’s weighing in on his daughter Lindsay’s too. He told Radar, “You know why Lindsay’s not acting in feature films right now? Because she can’t. Because the girl with all the talent is hidden and buried deep inside this fungus that’s grown because of […]
Lindsay Lohan Robbed, Michael Lohan Insufferable
Lindsay Lohan’s house was burgled over the weekend. Michael Lohan has given an interview to Radar about it: “I’m sick of people bugging my daughter and using her. This is not the first time she’s been robbed.” Is Michael Lohan attempting some sort of Spencer Pratt-like reinvention of himself as a willful villain of the […]
Lohan Family to Michael: “Forget Jon Gosselin, You’re Supposed to Ruin Our Lives”
When we last checked in, Jon Gosselin, da dopest pimp on da block, was getting all tight with Michael Lohan, da dopiest simp in da solar system. Now the Lohans, for not the first time, are saying, “Hey, remember us, you dumb predicate felon?” and “Where the hell is my goddamn child support?” To be […]
Is There Some Sort of Exclusive Club for Horrible, Famous People? Jon and Kate are Staying with Michael Lohan
I once went to see Sean Lennon at the then-extant Virgin Megastore. A bunch of low-level celebs showed up – Claire Danes, Ben Lee, a couple Parkey Posey-esque actresses – and even though they arrived separately, they all found each other and stood around chatting. I turned to my friend and said, “Why do all […]
Jon Gosselin’s Bizarre Double Date
Jon Gosselin is in the Hamptons not with GF Hailey Glassman or with designer Christian Audigier, but with a tabloid reporter named Kate Major, according to Us Magazine. It is unclear whether the two are dating or ‘just friends’. Jon was previously seen dining with Major in NYC. Major isn’t the only strange dinner companion […]
