Kick Ass hits theaters tomorrow, and for any of you who thought it was just going to be some PG-13 family action film with one swear word that bumped it to an ‘R’ rating, this is your last chance to see what you’re about to get yourself, and your kids into. Check out the red […]
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Katy Perry to Join ‘Smurfs’
As we previously reported, Niel Patrick Harris will be lending his voice to the new CGI Smurfs movie that is in the works. Well now it’s been revealed that none other than Katy Perry will be taking on the role of Smurfette! Perry and Harris will join other stars such as Alan Cumming, George Lopez, […]
Justin Timberlake to Star in A Movie About Facebook, Plays Tranny Hooker
Aaron Sorkin (the guy behind the show West Wing) is making a movie based on the founding of Facebook. Apparently as he was developing the website, founder Mark Zuckerberg killed a hooker and made her pimp VP of the company to keep him quiet. Oh wait, no. That didn’t happen. Nothing exciting happened. Mark Zuckerberg […]
Barbie Movie Gets Green Light (Until Your Brother Lights It On Fire)
Universal Pictures has acquired the rights to make a live action movie about the Barbie doll. But how will they ever find an appropriate actress? A tan, blonde girl with plastic boobs and an impossible figure- there’s not a single actress in Hollywood that could fit the bill! Casting will be difficult!
Diablo Cody To Adapt Sweet Valley High
Juno and Jennifer’s Body writer Diablo Cody will inject her pop culture loving dialogue and overly ironic humor into a Sweet Valley High movie. She’s set to write the screenplay and produce the adaptation of the beloved teen series, likely doing so with a tongue-in-cheek humor. Sweet Valley High (if you didn’t grow up a […]
A Barry Manilow Movie?
Riding the success of Mammia Mia in which Abba songs were twisted to make a romantic comedy, production companies Single Cell and Playtone are teaming up to make a movie using the songs of Barry Manilow. The movie wouldn’t be so much of a musical as Mammia Mia was, but rather a film about a […]
White Chicks 2 Gets the Green Light, Unfortunately
The mind-bogglingly successful Wayans brothers film, White Chicks, is set to be rehashed with a sequel. Keenen Ivory Wayans will direct his brothers Marlon and Shawn once again as FBI agents who go undercover as white women. All three will write the film. Maybe Sony Pictures should keep this one on the shelf for a […]
Holy Crap, They’re Making a LEGO Movie
G.I. Joe and Transformers were such big hits for Paramount that Warner Brothers has jumped on the childhood nostalgia bandwagon and is slated to bring us a LEGO movie. Yes, a LEGO movie! G.I. Joe and Transformers may have been toys, but they also had back stories. LEGOs are just blocks. You can’t take any […]
G.I. Joe Won’t Be Screened By Critics, Probably Sucks
Knowing is half the battle, so Paramount Pictures is trying to prevent critics from telling audiences about the potentially crappy G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra. Traditionally, studios have a special early screening of a film to allow critics enough time to write a review before the movie opens. Paramount is not doing that for […]
Leonardo DiCaprio and WB to Rehash Twilight Zone
Hoping that only the name Twilight is what makes the vampire series so popular, Leonardo DiCaprio’s production company and Warner Brothers are in the early stages of bringing a Twilight Zone remake to the big screen. The classic TV series was previously made into a film in 1983 by Warner Brothers, with Steven Spielberg producing, […]
