Shout out to the groupies, shout out to my ex / Probably sayin’ “Fuck me” so shout out to the sex / Don’t get mad at me ’cause I’m on to the next / All of this because I ain’t respond to ya text?! / Big up to you bum bitches in your ten dollar […]
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Lilith Fair Would Suck Without Kelly Clarkson; It Probably Will With Her, Too
OK, no homo times a million for admitting it, but this year’s Lilith Fair line-up looks almost one-quarter non-horrible: Kelly Clarkson will soon take her pop anthems on the road as the latest artist to join the Lilith Fair. It was announced on Thursday (March 4) that Clarkson, The Bangles, The Go-Go’s, Dixie Chicks’ Emily […]
Did Leona Lewis Diet the Black Off?
The UK’s Daily Mail has a puff piece on their site about Leona Lewis‘s recent weight loss. Did she used to eat junk food closer to the sun or something? How’d she lose the weight, spend six months locked in a cellar? Did she bleach herself thin?
Where J-Kwon At?!
The guy who did “Tipsy” is missing! No, not the guy who composed the music for the electronica/lounge hybrid act. That’s Tipsy. “Tipsy” is a song. That’s why I used quotes. I didn’t mean it ironically. St. Louis rapper J-Kwon has been missing for more than a month, according to record label Gracie Productions. The […]
OK Go’s Music Doesn’t Have to Be That Good Because They Have Cool Videos
Here’s another 10,000,000+ views for OK Go. It’s the amazing new video for their OK song “This Too Shall Pass,” a one-take tracking shot of a crazy Rube Goldberg contraption moving a bunch of stuff around to distract you from the music. It’s also embeddable! See? Damian Kulash was right; you need to make these […]
It’s Taking Longer to Put Lil’ Wayne Behind Bars Than It Took to Put Michael Jackson In the Ground
Is Weezy ever going to the slammer? In the time since the start of his sentence has been delayed twice, he could have recorded 300 mixtapes. The AP reports that Wayne’s sentencing – already delayed once so that the three remaining real teeth in Wayne’s head could be drilled – has again been delayed due […]
Bret Michaels and Miley Cyrus Duet (Not Do-it)
Another one for the good parenting book of Billy Ray and Tish Cyrus. 17-year-old Miley Cyrus has been in the studio lately working with a pretty interesting pairing, Poison front man Bret Michaels. Michaels was helping Miley record a cover of his late 80’s hit, Every Rose Has It’s Thron, and in return Miley jumped […]
Pussy Cat Doll Announces Departure
We were under the impression that the Pussy Cat Dolls were no more anyways, but one of them has came out and confirmed it, by quitting the group for good. Kimberly Wyatt has been a part of the PCD feud rumors for quite some time now, always feeling as if lead singer Nicole Sherzinger had […]
Rapper-Hating Pig Files: Juvenile Arrested
“Sir, you look intoxicated, won’t you back that ass up? Your narc-ass neighbors called us, won’t you back that ass up? Now put your hands behind your back and back that ass up. You have the right to remain silent and shut that ass up.” How many times do I have to type “legalize all […]
Ke$ha Croons Karma Poli¢e
This is what you get when you attend the junior high school talent show because you want to get out of fifth and sixth period: a serviceable rendition of one of Radiohead’s three good songs from a future pop star. Here’s Ke$ha at age 13, before she was blonde but probably right around the beginning […]
