The “All About Eve” stories circulating on Idol gossip sites indicate that new judge Kara DioGuardi has most certainly been cast as a modern day Eve Harrington. This gal’s not a climber… she’s a mountaineer! And Idol’s most boring judge has taken to the radio to assert that she really didn’t claw her way past […]
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Don’t Cry For Paula, American Idol
The truth is – she’s got a lot of offers comin’ in. According to the Twitter Quitter (who, it seems, has abandoned a slew of management peons to deal directly with the world through the social networking service) Miss Paula is movin’ on. Yesterday, a tweet from Idol alum Melinda Doolittle reduced the former judge […]
Katy Perry and Posh Spice to Catch Contact High From Sitting in Paula’s Seat
“Paula Abdul is half Jewish, half Palestinian. We should send her to the Middle East. And hopefully…that will be the end of her.” –BJ Novak I’m actually considering watching American Idol again now that Paula will spend that time in a Xanax fugue on the couch in her living room instead of trying my patience […]
Paula Abdul Is Not Returning To Idol
It’s official. Paula Abdul has tweeted. “With sadness in my heart, I’ve decided not to return to Idol.” Paula’s money-based decision comes after months of speculation. It also comes at the eleventh hour – Idol auditions were scheduled to begin in Denver on Friday. And how bitter is Paula? Never one to miss an opportunity […]
WTF?! Idol Shocker! Kara DioGuardi Is Coming Back
Hey, Paula! Guess who’s coming back for more? E! Online reports that American Idol “Fourth” judge, Kara DioGuardi is coming back for more. The lukewarmly-received judge is indeed back on board for season number nine, despite an “agreement” for fellow judge Paula having yet to be reached. Why bring Kara back? Personally, we’d rather see […]
Mad Men Versions of Celebs
AMC has a new toy up on its website where you can turn yourself into a cartoon version of a Mad Men-era boozer and womanizer. I, of course, decided to turn some beloved celebs into the cartoons. Check out for yourself irrefutable proof I need a life! 50 Cent, Eva Longoria Parker, (compare to real […]
Paula Abdul Optimistic About Idol Return
Paula Abdul is pretty optimistic about her return to American Idol next season, though her contract is now expired. Though there’s alway rumors of her actual worth on the show, and if the producers will want to bring her back or go with a new judge who has more knowledge and the balls to criticize, […]
Happy Birthday Paula Abdul!
American Idol’s softie turns the big 4-7 today! 50 is almost within arms reach! Oh what does she care she doesn’t remember or care how old she is anyways. Everything is happy up in those clouds! Happy birthday, P!
Paula Abdul’s Annual Career Revival Attempt.
Paula Abdul debuted her one-a-year single on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show this morning. (Poor Ryan and his obligations) The even better news is, Abdul will be performing her smash hit single on American Idol’s results show tomrorow night. The same show that will hopefully send Danny Jokey packin’. Abdul released the music video for her […]
You Sure You Warned Them, Paula?
Ex American Idol Producer Nigel Lythgoe is firing back at Paula Abdul’s claims that she warned them about Paula Goodspeed before they let her audition for the Fox singing show, claiming that the girl had issues and that she had heard of and from her before. The ex boss says, “You do not take somebody […]
