His new years resolution was to stop swearing because of his son, Bronx, but apparently nobody told Pete Wentz that swear words aren’t the only thing that make a dirty mouth! Pete recently told Blender Magazine of scoring his wife, Ashlee Simpson, “I hunted her down and shot the dart in her. I just had […]
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Pete Wentz: ‘Everyone is Interested in My Baby!’
Yesterday it was reported that none of the celebs mags were pickin up what Pete Wentz (or likely Joe $impson) was puttin’ down regarding the sale of Bronx Mowgli’s baby pictures. Well Pete felt the need to clear up any confusion regarding the sale of his baby on his blog and had this to say, […]
Pete Wentz Called His Baby a What?
In the December issue of Details magazine, with Tom Cruise on the cover, Pete Wentz opens up about becoming a father to his new son, Bronx Mowgli, claiming that it changed his life for the better. Though Wentz does admit that Bronx was not planned, he calls him a “happy accident,” saying, “It was a […]
Are You Ready For Twilight?
Twilight hits theaters this weekend, and I’ve got a feeling it’s going to easily take the top spot. Even though it’s going up against the Miley Cyrus/John Travolta animated film, Bolt, I feel like I can’t go anywhere these days without someone talking about this movie, or the books, or “R-Pattz” whom I’ve never heard […]
Every emo/goth kids dream.
One of Pete Wentz’s wildest dreams may come true, or at least he’ll have something extra special to look forward to for the next 3 months. Pete’s baby’s due date is halloween!
I ain’t pregnant y’all!
Ashlee Simpson does Shape and Mold Shape Magazine! I wonder if they airbrushed in that shimmery-shiny skin tone, or if she actually had some glossy cleavage tattooed onto her anorexic, surgery-addicted cute-ass little bod!
Op Signs With Walmart?
Designer products in Walmart? In a move that would be down Target’s alley, Walmart signs Op on to carry their products. This is a smart move for Walmart who has been under increasing pressure to keep up with Target who is known for staying fashion forward.
Joe $impson is at it again
First there was the news that Ashlee and Pete were engaged. Then there was the pregnancy rumors/not rumors. And now, in the least surprising of events, Joe Simpson is trying to make more money off of his kids!
Ashlee Simpson is a sad, incestuous bi*ch.
She will now marry her grandson! On their personal blog (united blog, that is… Aww!), friendsorenemies.com; ‘Granny-Hat’ Simpson and Pete Wentz recently announced their official engagement:
It’s a BITTERSWEET WORLD, grandma!
Gumby Granny Ashlee Simpson out on the town! So, she found her long-lost kid, and now she’s making up for lost time with one of her great grandkids! Why is it grannies always pretend to be mad, even when its obvious they’re out, showering you with gifts?! Actually, I take that back. I’m sure it’s […]
