President Barack Obama beat his challenger Mitt Romney by a (still tentative) electoral vote score of 303-206 to win re-election. Yes, it’s Wednesday afternoon already and they STILL don’t have Florida figured out. Not that it matters, but it could have, and as Mr. Obama said in his acceptance speech on Tuesday night, “we need […]
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Donald Trump Releases His “Big Announcement” Via Ransom Type Video
Billionaire Donald Trump has been toting his “big announcement” for nearly a week now, promising that it could potentially shake up the upcoming election. Trump’s big announcement came as scheduled on Wednesday morning at noon est, and the response mainly looked like this: “………………………………” Trump called out the POTUS in the video, which looked more […]
Eva Longoria In Over Her Head After Political Re-Tweet
Eva Longoria used to get herself out of the most unthinkable situations on ‘Desperate Housewives,’ but life doesn’t always imitate art. Following Tuesday night’s Presidential debate, the DNC co-chair re-tweeted a post from a Twitter user which sent the internet ablaze over it’s content. The tweet in question read; “I have no idea why any woman/minority can vote […]
Roseanne Barr To Be Named On Florida Presidential Ballot
Ready for the ‘Roseanne-archy?’ Actress Roseanne Barr will have her name on the Presidential ballot in Florida. Barr will be representing the Peace and Freedom party, and will be listed alongside Barack Obama, Mitt Romney, Gary Johnson, as well as leaders of the Socialist Party and Objectivist Party. Barr’s running mate will be Cindy […]
Lindsay Lohan is Endorsing Mitt Romney … For Now
Lindsay Lohan is changing her tune for this year’s upcoming Presidential election. Back in 2008 she was amazed by the election of Barack Obama, and was one of his proud supporters. But like many who voted for the POTUS in 2008, she’s a little unimpressed with the job, and is ready for change. Speaking to […]
President Obama Unleashes Attack Ad Starring Big Bird
No really – this happened! President Barack Obama’s latest campaign ad features Big Bird, the star of Sesame Street, who Governor Mitt Romney brought up during last week’s debate, claiming that though he “likes” Big Bird, he would cut the Government funding of PBS, so that the US can stop borrowing money from China. The […]
Mila Kunis Topless As Esquire’s Sexiest Woman Alive
If there was to be any argument over Mila Kunis being named Esquire Magazine’s sexiest woman alive, it was thrown out the window with the cover shoot. Kunis appears topless and covered on the new issue of the magazine, and she lives up to the title! Kunis has been spotted out and about with boyfriend […]
Snoop Dogg Posts Election Pros v. Cons List For Romney v. Obama
Political pundit Snoop Dogg, or Snoop Lion depending what day of the week it is, has sent out a list of reasons “Why i’m not voting for Romney, Why i’m voting for Obama.” The list was credited to it’s originator “Dragonfly,” and features some pretty vulgar, and VERY INSIGHTFUL reasons that could shape this election. […]
Madonna Forced To Clarify Her Comments About President Obama
Madonna has been forced to come clean about some comments she made during a concert in Washington DC on Monday night where she called President Obama a “black muslim in the White House.” During the stop on her MDNA tour, Madonna told concert-goers, “Y’all better vote for f**king Obama, OK? For better or for worse, all […]
Donald Trump Calls President Obama “Incompetent”
Business man and former Presidential candidate Donald Trump has labeled President Barack Obama “incompetent” after the United States ambassador in Libya was murdered on Tuesday. Ambassador Chris Stevens, along with three others were killed during a protest in the city of Benghazi on Tuesday. The deadly attack, taking place on the 11 year anniversary of […]
