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I ain’t pregnant y’all!

Ashlee Simpson does Shape and Mold Shape Magazine! I wonder if they airbrushed in that shimmery-shiny skin tone, or if she actually had some glossy cleavage tattooed onto her anorexic, surgery-addicted cute-ass little bod!

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Ashlee Simpson is a sad, incestuous bi*ch.

She will now marry her grandson! On their personal blog (united blog, that is…  Aww!), friendsorenemies.com; ‘Granny-Hat’ Simpson and Pete Wentz recently announced their official engagement:

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