“The critics can say whatever they want, but Lindsay is a genius,” -Loving mother Dina Lohan tells the New York Post. Yeah right…and Obama deserves the Nobel Peace Prize. Mothers are supposed to stick up for their children even when they aren’t very good at something, but calling her a genius is a bit much […]
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Quote of the Night: Oh Yes They Did!!
“What’s so special about this bella girl, Edward’s so whipped” – Damon Salvatore on The CW’s new hit series The Vampire Diaries taking a shot at Twilight in last nights episode. They actually went there!! Fangirls across America may have went on a channel changing rampage at that particular moment. You’re up, Twilighters.
Whatchu Talkin’ Bout, Willis?
Bruce Willis’ opinion on Facebook: “It’s frightening, I think it’s like the fall of Rome. Three years from now, after all the bees are dead…” Seriously, what’s with celebrities’ fear of Facebook? Do they not know it’s just a website? Source: Mirror
Quote of the Day!
“I’d rather have a rectal examination on live TV by a fellow with cold hands than have a Facebook page.”- George Clooney Does Cloons know what a Facebook page is? You connect with friends, post pictures, publicize your witty thoughts on your mundane day… it’s really not quite as miserable as he may believe it […]
Kim Dishes On Kourtney’s Pregnancy Cravings
In a recent interview regarding Kourtney Kardashian’s pregnancy cravings, Kim Kardashian dished to Hollyscoop.com; “She just only craves healthy food . . . I gotta get pregnant.” … Where do I sign up??
Paris Hilton Added to Oxford Dictionary of Quotations; In Related News Oxford Dictionary Of Quotations No Longer Reputable
Paris Hilton will stand in the same category as Mark Twain, Thomas Jefferson, and Confucius when she enters the Oxford Dictionary of Quotations‘ newest edition. What gem spewed forth from her lipsticked mouth that was deemed worthy of preserving for future generations in a compendium of notable thoughts? “Dress cute wherever you go, life is […]
Stop Those Crunches, Your Friends Need You
“Abs are for people with no friends. I don’t do the ab thing. I’ve even had them once, actually, for a film, and they were always covered up. I just said to myself, ‘Well, I’ll just never do that again.’ That was a waste of time” –Eric Bana I love that ‘abs’ are a thing […]
Drew Barrymore Really Loves Dolphins, Man
I don’t want to get into another Kanye incident where I run with a story that was totally made up, but I’m going to give this story the benefit of the doubt. Drew Barrymore apparently really f***in’ loves dolphins. Showbizspy reports that Drew Barrymore told a source: “[Dolphins] are just really special creatures and highly […]
Jennifer Love Hewitt Loves Glittery Vampires
Jennifer Love Hewitt loves Twilight with maybe a little too much fervor for a woman in her thirties, and is dying for a role in the film. She told MTV at Comic- Con: “Who is not Team Edward? There’s not a girl in the world who is not Team Edward. If they’re not, then they’re […]
Who is Lil Kim Talking About?
Can you guess who it is that Lil Kim is talking about? “I see a lot myself in him, he is a Cancer, just like I am. I would love to meet him.” Hint: The similarities between Lil Kim and this person include having been in jail, and… well it pretty much ends there. Can […]
