Now all you pillow-humping girls out there who aren’t getting any action anyways can actually pretend you’re hooking up with your one true love, Edward Cullen. On Team Jacob? No worries, you can hump him too! Twilight Manllows have just arrived, and sold out quick. (go figure) They are life size pillows in the shape […]
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These One-Star Reviews of Breaking Dawn Actually Make Me Want to See Breaking Dawn
Twilight is some nonsense, obviously, but Nikke Finke’s exclusive that the final book in the series, Breaking Dawn, will be adapted into two films actually excites me. There had been a debate as to whether Breaking Dawn, the movie, would ever see the (twi)light of day. You see, Breaking Dawn is the worst thing ever […]
STARZLIFE PICS: Ashley Greene Vants to Vash Her Car Mwahaha
Is that how the Twilight vampires talk? My vampirical familiarity ends with Sesame Street, if you don’t count Vampire Weekend. Alice Cullen got her car washed in broad daylight and didn’t even have sparkly skin. What a gyp. Starzlife was there.
It Vants to Suck You Dry: Beward Twilight Casting Scam
Hey, Twi-hards, if you’ve received an email about casting extras for Breaking Dawn and were planning on showing up, get those stars out of your eyes and that white pancake make-up off your face. It’s a scam. Fraudulent e-mails announcing casting calls for “The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn,” have been flooding the inboxes of fanpires […]
Are You Ready for Twi-Max?
On the wave of New Moon success, Summit Ent. announced yesterday that when Eclipse hits the theaters on June 30, 2010, they will be letting it loose on IMAX theaters nationwide. A few more bells and whistles for a jacked up ticket price and we can already predict that Eclipse will be breaking all the […]
‘Blind Side’ Does Sack ‘New Moon’ at Box Office This Weekend
Move ‘Oher’ Edward Cullen! While most movies decline afer a few weeks at the box office, The Blind Side just keeps picking up steam! Sandra Bullock’s new movie based on the true story of Baltimore Raven Michael Oher, actually beat out New Moon this weekend! While their total gross are nowhere near comparable, The Blind […]
Sandra’s ‘Blind Side’ On the Rise
It’s tough to get noticed when your box office competition is a Twilight movie, but Sandra Bullock’s The Blind Side did not lose any steam this weekend! Sandy’s film took second place again bringing in $57 million at the box office this holiday weekend, up almost $20 million dollars from it’s debut the week before! […]
Taylor Lautner Is One Hot Rolling Stone
Twilight ‘Teen Wolf’ star Taylor Lautner graces the cover of Rolling Stone magazine next month, and his photoshoot is anything but subtle. The muscled-up 17 year-old hunk is clad in a tight, white, wet t-shirt while frolicking in the ocean. While the pose is slightly – how do we say this? – cliche, it succeeds […]
Are Twilight Fans Happy With Third Place?
Even though The Twilight Saga: New Moon ripped off the highest grossing opening night ever with $72 million in Friday showings alone, they didn’t take the all time opening weekend record from The Dark Knight. New Moon finished off the weekend with $140.7 million in total ticket sales, in third behind Spider Man 3 with […]
‘Dark Knight’ and Boy Wizard Lit Up By ‘New Moon’
Consider this a spankin’! The Twilight Saga: New Moon dominated midnight sales last night making it the highest grossing midnight showing EVER. The Dark Knight took the top spot a few summers back when it raked in 18.4 million back on July, 22, 2008 only to be taken over by Harry Potter 6, which premiered […]
